Labyrinthine mega-metropolis, gritty, grimy, humid, cacophonous and verdant. What here could I want?

In the shade of its palm trees and countless ad hoc towers, crawling with lizards, bugs and slugs so slimy.

The women! Ubiquitous and gorgeous, out at all hours.

This nation of beauty pageants has no shortage of beauties.

Long dark hair, slim bodies, full lips, and plump booties.

Not two days from touching down, a military MILF in uniform and on duty

Asks me all about myself and unprompted, gives me her number, on a morning so breezy.

She bids me farewell, insisting I call when she's off, and I walk away as I slap my forehead, do they really come this easy?

Yes ma'am!

With her and another, doesn't matter whether she's the virgin or the mother, this bounty is verging on smother, in cute, feminine, forward, flirters who neither stop nor stutter.

My body count begins to tick up, at a pace that picks up, bedding this many Pinays begs review of my soul.

But I can't stay away from this plentitude of pussy, am I still in control?

Glorious port, slums endless and forever dark.

Here is my paradise from which I may never disembark.