Milly liked a willy
and she liked my one the best.
And Helen had two melons
sitting proud upon her chest.

Diana was a planner
every detail set just right.
While Annie had a fanny
that was really very tight.

Rita was a beater
left my penis black and blue.
And Tina was a cleaner
so I fucked her in the loo.

Julie was unruly
so I taught her to obey.
And Holly I thought jolly
'til it turned out she was gay.

Chrissie got quite pissy
when I poked her in the rear.
Evangeline was quite obscene
and liked to domineer.

Wendy was quite bendy
which was a lot of fun.
While Lilly who was silly
liked to dress up as a Nun.

Heather liked a feather
run so gently 'cross her tits.
While Mary was so hairy
it was hard to find her bits.

Jemima was a rhymer
we wrote poems back and forth.
And Tracey was quite racy
but she was from way up north.

Norma was a former
beauty queen, so that was nice.
Anastasia was from Asia
added just a hint of spice.

Matilda was a builder
she had bigger arms that me.
Natasha was a flasher
now that was a sight to see.

Melissa was a pisser
she was into watersports.
And Peggy was so leggy
she made tent poles in my shorts.

Janet was a ganet
oh she loved to suck a dick.
and Patience was impatient
so I fucked her nice and quick.

Bridget was a midget
but that was a little weird.
And Mandy got quite handy
used to pull hard on my beard.

Daisy was quite lazy
she made me do all the work.
And Maise was so crazy
she was totally berserk.

Trudy was a nudey
loved to play at naked twister
but Judy was so prudey
that I went and fucked her sister.