Corsets and horse whips
And MILFs with big busters
My gonads being tickled with soft feather dusters
Confident ladies who enjoy having flings
These are a few of my favourite things

Leather and latex
Handcuffs and stilettos
Licking her vulva like I would a Cornetto
The squeaking and creaking of a mattress's springs
These are a few of my favourite things

When the door locks
When the chain chings
When I'm feeling aroused
I simply remember my favourite things
And to the will of my Mistress, I bow

Blindfolds and collars
And boots that are thigh length
Meeting a stranger who is on the same wavelength
Seeing what pushing the boundaries brings
These are a few of my favourite things

Taking control
When the moment demands it
Reversing my role
Because my Mistress commands it
Watching my lady succumb to her King
These are a few of my favourite things

When the crop strikes
When the whip stings
When I'm close to the edge
I simply remember my favourite things
And my faith to my mistress, I pledge