My Lover has a pussy grand
That has a trait unique
It seeps an acid nectar there
That leaves the sipper weak

Her panties never can be whole
For such leakage wrecks its toll
The silken fabric is no match
And always has a hole

I take precautions as I feast
There snug betwixt her thighs
A HAZMAT suit and rubber gloves
And goggles for my eyes

Why, you ask, this risk I take
Of dangerous grounds indeed?
Because I love her very much
And satisfaction's  guaranteed!