There's funny sex and runny sex
and dressed up like a bunny sex
Fill your pretty cunny sex
nice and tight.

There's naughty sex and sporty sex
better not get caughty sex
and lovely over forty sex
just for me.

There's dirty sex and flirty sex
and sometimes very squirty sex
I remember under thirty sex
long since past.

There's kinky sex and pinky sex
and over in a blinky sex
and dressed up nice and slinky sex
what a view.

There's steamy sex and creamy sex
and really very dreamy sex
and sometimes even screamy sex
when we cum.

There's licky sex and sticky sex
and lovely frantic quickie sex
and sometimes even tricky sex
bend and stretch.

There's datey sex, inflatey sex
in a drunken statey sex
the wife of your best matey sex
Shhh don't tell.

There's slippy sex and drippy sex
and dressed up like a hippy sex
and lovely bright red lippy sex
oh my yes.

There's bindy sex and grindy sex
and all just in your mindy sex
and sometimes quite refinedy sex
if you're posh.

There's roughly sex and toughly sex
and never quite enoughly sex
and slip it up your chuffly sex
touch your toes.

There's bendy sex and trendy sex
and with a long lost friendy sex
and will it ever endy sex
that's your lot!