FUCK, I'm feeling frisky

and I'm home alone.

A double shot of whiskey,

Two hands upon the bone.

Stroking up and down,

hard and fast and slow.

It's going to be a long, long time

before I let her BLOW!

Women on the Internet 

would love to lend a hand

who often love to watch

because they understand -

a man must do it solo

when he's on his own

in need of a good milking

hands busy on the bone.

Balls are blue and bouncing

in their cum filled sack.

My cock looks like a totem

as I lie upon my back.

I smack my crotch in rhythm

to a wild and sexy tune.

FUCK, it won't be long now

before I reach the moon.

Edging feels like heaven

on a Sunday afternoon.

Should I keep on edging

through April, May, and June?

My Mistress on the Internet

sends a message I can cum

upon my chest and fingers

my chin, my lips, my tongue -

and so I let her BLOW

and lick up every drop

before I go on again.

FUCK, It's much too hard to stop.