For a very, very long time, I have been an advocate of cruising for sex and reluctant to discuss - or post about - this sexual fetish. Foremost is the fact that you have to post as 'Gay" any retelling of male/male sexual encounters when, in fact, a large number of male to male sexual adventures do not involve Gay participants; it's just guys having sex with other guys. The other is that the fantasy stories claiming to be 100% true rarely are. But I'm hoping truth can be more erotic than fiction.
Take, for example, this past Wednesday afternoon when I dropped by a Big Box hardware store situated not too far from a very gay community near to my hometown. This particular chain - along with its main competitor - is widely known to be a cruiser's paradise. The men's restroom is frequently located near the rear of the store and this store, in particular, has four urinals and five toilet stalls, one of the five being a handicapped stall.
My success rate here is about 90%, but bear in mind that I have considerable cruising experience and have filtered out those times of day, days of the week, and weather conditions that are generally not conducive to cruising. Nobody cruises during a hurricane! I also 'look' like someone cruising; freshly clean, shaved legs (and cock), nylon shorts with the liner removed. My shorts are usually twice-rolled at the waist and nothing much in the pockets. Maybe some baby oil or poppers, but the outline of my cock is what gets the attention of fellow cruisers. I also always apply lotion or baby oil to my entire body. Who wants to play with a dry-looking butt or cock?
I've been told by both men and women that I have a truly beautiful cock: circumcised, mushroom head, about six to seven inches soft and eight to nine inches when erect. And thick. Definitely not a pencil dick but a cock made for more than just taking a leak. I've had guys suck my cock and then ask me to come home with them so I can fuck their wife.
On this Wednesday, I was running late and was getting to this men's room about 4:30 p.m. - not prime time for cruising. 10:30 a.m. to about 2:00 p.m. is the best time of day to cruise. But I had already said I would be at this location via the gay cruising app (yes, it is real, it exists and it is great!) and was hoping that my advance notice would reach other interested cruisers that were nearby.
I park on the roof as this area is also good for just sitting in or being near your car - passive cruising. Spare phone, wallet and house keys in my man purse; man purse locked in the trunk. Baby oil and poppers in my pocket, phone with gay GPS in my hand and I'm walking to the elevator. The elevator moves really slow and is in need of maintenance. But guys really don't cruise areas that are bright and sparkly clean - a little rough and dingy helps. I've double-rolled my shorts at the waist and they're now two and a half or three-inch inseam as opposed to five inches. Obvious to anyone that looks that I am going commando and my cock's outline is pretty obvious.
Heading to the men's room, I am always cognizant of not attracting the attention of those whose attention I do not want to attract. Guys cruising know exactly what I'm doing and the non-cruisers shouldn't pay me any attention whatsoever.
I make a right into a short hallway and then right again to enter the men's room. Upon entering a slight left and I'm looking at the urinals on the north wall and the toilet stalls opposite. And, JACKPOT!
Urinals two and four have occupants and all toilet stalls are occupied. Statistically speaking, it is practically impossible that not at least two or three of these toilet users are cruising. I step up to urinal number three, screwch down my shorts at the waist, and bring out my cock. Plumped but not erect, I make certain to stand slightly back so either of the gentlemen to either my left or right can see my cock and see what I'm doing. I'm subtle, but I'm slowly stroking, and a careful observer would discern that I was jacking and not urinating. To my left is a young twenty-something, somewhat skinny, white, black-haired man standing so close to the urinal that if he is peeing, he's getting splashback on his clothes. Crossing him off my list of potentials. To my right is a black gentleman, dressed for outside work, at the customary distance from the urinal, unlike my other neighbor. I can sense this guy is ending his work day and has no extracurricular activities on his mind. Crossing him off also.
They both finish their business, zip, flush and walk away - only one washed his hands. So now I stand another thirty seconds or so, hoping someone is entering the men's room to piss. Hopefully next to me. But after another minute, no one else has entered and the first four toilet stalls remain occupied. When cruising, you just can't loiter as it creates attention, and you don't want attention. So I head to the sink to wash my hands - a delaying tactic - and wash for three Happy Birthdays. And as I'm hitting the hand air dryer for the third time, the occupant of stall number two vacates and that knock you hear is opportunity. With an obvious purpose, I enter stall number two - my favorite stall - check for cleanliness and take out lube and place it on the small shelf above toilet paper rolls. I completely remove my shorts, hang them on the door hook and take my seat. I take note of the time since, as a rule, I never will stay at any one place for more than thirty minutes. I also check the cruiser app on my phone to see if there have been any comments or followers headed to this location. Nada.