I have amongst my real life friends a friend that I call A
She writes such charming poems and swings the other way
Whilst making love by candlelight she finds it most appealing
To lie back while her shadow does a dance across the ceiling
When she wakes her day begins with a ritual she can’t miss
She takes her lover by the hand and plants a tender kiss
Her lover is a friend of mine we’re very close you see
I won’t divulge her name to you but let us call her C
She doesn’t wear pyjamas a nightie shorts or vest
Just a single spray of perfume right between her breasts
Hair cascading round her neck to that fragrant musky place
Where in the darkness of the night A always puts her face
Friendship is a priceless gift that can’t be bought or sold
I’ll tell you about my partner she’s worth her weight in gold
Her name is R she is my life she means the world to me
I love her to the moon and back we’re as happy as can be
We like to switch from sub to dom when we get half a chance
Keeps things nice and spicy when we dance our loving dance
Sometimes she will scratch me or give a playful bite
Too much information on what we do at night
That brings this rhyme around to me you know my name is G
I’ve so much love within my life I think that's plain to see
Thank you all for taking time to read my little verse
Without the help of my friend A it would have been much worse