Thank God you’re here! What took so long?

My day’s been shit, it’s all gone wrong!

You said that you’d be right along!

Give me some fucking kisses!

~o~

The kids played up, the dog was sick,

I thought the vet would do the trick

And you were late, you stupid prick!

I need some fucking kisses!

~o~

Don’t say a word, you’ll only lie,

I never thought you’d be that guy...

Are you seeing someone on the fly?

I want some fucking kisses!

~o~

I'm sorry, let me take that back.

I lashed out in a full attack.

(My hormones may be out of whack.)

I could use some fucking kisses?

~o~
I don’t think I've sat down all day.

The kids kept fighting, wouldn’t play.

I wanted to just run away!

I’d like some fucking kisses...

~o~

I feel much better now you’re here.

You think that you could help me, dear?

I’ll even fetch a nice cold beer...

If you'll give me some fucking kisses

~o~

It's good you’re back and here with me,

I get so stressed sometimes, you see?

I know you probably need to pee...

But first, some fucking kisses!

~o~

Babe, I’m so sorry that I’m late,

Had a meeting with that guy I hate.

But you know that I couldn’t wait

To give you some fucking kisses!

~o~

The car was clunking, something strange.

Then I got a flat I couldn’t change

And Triple A were out of range!

I wanted to give you kisses...

~o~

I’m here now, honey, never fear.

I’ll help you all I can, my dear

And I can wait for that cold beer

First, you need fucking kisses!




Mmmmmmwah!