Have you heard the news,
Spreading through the streets?
Young Mary-Kate's had a man betwixt the sheets!

They say young Tom,
To whom she's betrothed,
Found him in there in just his underclothes!

The poor young lad,
His 'art is broke,
'Tis a downright shame - he's a right top bloke!

Now young Mary-Kate,
She's lost both men,
'Cos she went and told both that she loved only them.

So Tom moves on,
To pastures new,
And word has got it that his next stop is you!

Prepare well your heart,
To fix up his,
You might find between you there is some fizz!