Try it, you might like it
It’s really not so rough
Once you get the hang of it
And practice just enough

To some, it’s second nature
Others search the net
Still others look to guidance books
(Mine isn’t written yet)

People will be drawn to you
Friends to you will flock
Your social life will blossom
Of the town, you’ll be the talk

I know what you’re thinking
Old habits hard to break
But the benefits of changing
Do the detriments outweigh

So start on this tomorrow
Begin anew anon
Vow to be a better you
Before your life is gone

Wake up in the morning
Assign yourself this goal
Admit it first 
Then make the change
Stop being an asshole.