A is for always, how often you want to fuck

B is for my balls, the ones you love to suck

C is for your cookie, that needs so much to be filled

D is for the deep, the way you need to be drilled

E is for the ecstasy, you gave to me last night

F is for that thing I did to both your orifices so tight

G is for your G-spot, where my fingers make you squirt

H is for your silky hair, that I pull until you hurt

I is for your inside, the place that feels so dreamy

J is for my jizz that leaves you hot and wet and creamy

K is for the kisses that cover all your skin

L is for the love that we feel so deep within

M is for the moaning, that really turns me on

N is for the nibbles that could never go too long

O is for the orgasms that are my greatest prize

P is for my pussy, framed neatly 'tween your thighs

Q is for the quivers that shake you to the core

R is for the river that drips sometimes and puddles on the floor

S is satisfaction, how we feel when we are done

T is for the tonguing of your mouth, your puss, your bum

U is for Uranus, misnamed because it's mine

V is your vagina, that makes my cock feel just divine

W is for the wetness that I hope this rhyme has caused.

X is for its rating, causing prudish folks to pause

Y is for the yearning, we each feel for to the other

Z is for the zebra print, that as we slept did cover

Well my love, I hope you liked my naughty ABC

I can't wait until I'm back at home and you can be with me.