THE ORIGINAL SEX SHOP SONG (Music Video Filmed in a real sex shop On Youtube/ Google search "The original sex shop song")

Toys for boys
Kamas and sutras
Rabbits for girls
Videos for adults
Motors for any hole
Models for all tastes
Dry and moist
The sex shop
Do come in haste!

Lip liner and lubricants
Stilettos, suspenders and tights
Quick flings and rings
Long lasting and big things
Ticklers and nice knickers
Love balls and potions
Perfumes and games
The sex shop
So glad you came!

Whips with lips
Dolls with false tits
Dildos with big grips
Hips with false bits
Bras with strip flicks
The sex shop
Come and give us a kiss!

Every pleasure
Every shame
Every taste
Every name
Every position
Every pain
Every hole
Every goal
Every dish
For every orifice
Every kink
With every wink
Every wish
Sealed with a big kiss
The sex shop
Come Miss! Do come Miss!

No faking
No shaking
No hating
No sinning
No grinning
No whinging
No mass-debating
No rash felating
No drag creating
The sex shop
Come! You will never flop!

Magazines
With sexy scenes
And you know what I mean
On the high street
In dark corners
On the web
In the small ads
Massage your need
Feed your sexy greed
Come do come! Please come!
Come over the sex shop!

From The Book "Life, Love, Light & Loss-mystic poetry by Nat Nollid", proceeds to British Heart Foundation, available from Amazon, Shieldcrest, Waterstones, WHSmiths,Google Books. On youtube:"natnollid", "uglyindian","youthepeople"