Immediately upon entering my home, I set my purse on the couch and undressed. My stuffy blouse and dress pants were suffocating and I needed them off now. I was hoping to have off today so I could spend my birthday with close friends, but my request was denied by HR. Thankfully, I could still have some kind of fun tonight.
My stoner co-worker gave me a brownie he made as a birthday gift. Originally, I thought it was simply a kind gesture, but looking back on it, he probably just felt bad. I was so upset to be at work today. Even though I was grateful for his kindness, I was a bit surprised. I’ve never had anything harder than a beer, so I’m not sure why he decided to give me an edible.
Maybe it was all he had on hand.
I set the brownie on my night stand so I could get ready for bed. I took off my bra and panties, the last two remaining pieces of clothing I had, and hopped into the shower.
After showering, I threw my long hair into a single braid, put on a new pair of panties, and went back to my room. I ate the brownie in its entirety.
I lay in bed, curled up in my blanket, waiting for something to happen. While waiting for the effects to set in, I realized that I wasn’t even sure what being high was supposed to feel like.
After waiting for about an hour, I started to feel warmth in my face and slightly dizzy. I bathed in the beginning of my high for about half an hour before I felt my cock start to harden.
Not long after this, I completely lost my sense of time. All I was aware of was how comfortable I was in bed, except for my fully erect cock pressing against the delicate fabric of my panties. I decided to take them off now before I fully lost my coordination.
My dick sprung out as I alleviated the pressure of my underwear. I then fully felt free without the restriction of any clothing.
I decided to turn over and lie on my stomach, stretching my smooth, hairless body across the bed. The high made my cheap mattress feel softer than a cloud and the slight chill made it seem like a cool breeze flowing through the apartment. I pressed my hips into the sheets under me, sending a tinge of pleasure through me. For a moment, I fully believed I had died and finally gone to heaven.
The more the weed worked into my system, the less I felt the rest of my body. All I could think of was sex and the only appendage I could still feel was my cute dick. By this point, as far as I was concerned, all I needed was to get off.
The thrusting against my sheets deepened along with my desperation. I moved my fingers a bit, ensuring they were still attached to me. When I confirmed my arms did, in fact, still exist, I slowly moved my hand up the bed. I found my breast, and fondled my nipple, still humping my bed. I continued rubbing and humping, desperately searching for more pleasure.

I dug into my bed harder, still feeling like nothing could satisfy the hunger I felt. Barely thinking, my hand wandered back down my body and grasped my member. It still wasn’t enough. I needed someone to fuck, but all I had access to was my toys.
I let my cock go, and carefully lifted my head off my pillow. I was still dizzy and numb, but the risk of falling was worth the journey to retrieve my vibrator, plug, and lube.
I fell out of bed and slowly stood up, shaking slightly as I walked to my dresser. I dug around, and found my wand and plug. I made a quick stop by the bathroom to give the toys a quick wash before returning to the warmth and safety of my bed.
I lubed up both of the toys and returned to my original position, placing my wand under me so that it came into contact with the underside of my girlcock.
Once my first toy was in front of me, I lifted my hip just slightly off the bed. When I was in a good enough position, I spread my plump ass apart and slowly inserted my long, thick plug. I jumped at the initial coldness of the lube, but my body warmed it up quickly.
While lowering my hips back down onto my wand, my plug pressed hard against my prostate. I whimpered a bit in response before forcing my body to flatten out again.
I turned the wand to the highest setting and humped it, feeling the vibrations through the fog of the high.
I humped my toy slowly at first, focusing on my tip before giving my full length more attention. The pleasure from this initial movement faded quickly, the numbness of my body catching up to every new sensation. This made me hump harder and faster, chasing the few moments of satisfaction I received after first turning on the wand.
My movements against the vibrator forced my plug into a cycle of pressing and easing up on my prostate. Finally, having something that could satisfy me felt like finding an oasis in the desert.
I desperately stroked against the toy for what seemed like eternity before I finally got the reward of my release. I continued humping as I came, making a mess all over my bed, the toy, and my lower abdomen.
I turned off the toy and lazily threw it aside, lying in my own cum and leaving my plug inside of me. Cleaning up my cum never crossed my mind and the feeling of my plug filling my ass felt too good to warrant taking it out.
Still bathing in the euphoria of my orgasm and high, I quickly slipped away into sleep.
