I was on my second set, third rep at a sitting chest press machine when I happened to lock eyes with one of the grannies in a nearby aerobic class. She smiled and, I swear, licked her bright red lips. I cocked my head and raised an eyebrow. She resumed exercising, but not before looking back over her shoulder and winking.
I sprung an instant boner.
First a little about me. I’m one of those pathetic Gen-Zs who have finished college but is back living in the basement game room of his parents’ house. I didn’t plan it that way. The plan was to drink a lot of Bud, shag a lot of pussy, get good grades, graduate with honors, ace the LSAT and start a top-tier law school. I had checked off the first two boxes (and then some), but ended up graduating in the bottom half of my class. I’m now working on plan B.
Plan B amounts to working for a landscape construction company and saving some jack. Come late fall, I’ll set my sights more realistically and apply to several second or third-tier law schools. I’ll try to finagle person-to-person interviews. I’m hoping my fraternity rush chairman attributes and skills (strong handshake, toothy smile, ability to BS the best of BSers, etc.) will tilt the scales in my favor.
I’d been on the job for only two weeks and already had a deep tan. I, like the rest of the crew, started the morning in a sleeveless tee, Carhartt canvas shorts, heavy socks, and Danner boots. Most days, I ditched the soaking wet tee by the 10 a.m. break.
I’m not a vain person, but I knew I was looking pretty ripped. I’d always spent a lot of time at the gym; but the college beer bongs had given me a small pudge, at least until recently. I now had essentially no body fat on my 6’ 2” and 185# frame.
So, back to the gym.
I finished my presses and prepared to move on to the adjacent biceps curl machine; but not before tucking my throbbing eight inches between my thighs. As luck would have it, the next device was also facing the senior citizens. I had an unobstructed view of five mature ladies stretching at a barre attached to a mirrored wall.
Corinne (her name, as I would later learn) was standing at a forty-five-degree angle, stretching her hamstring with the left heel on the barre. She was wearing a tennis outfit: a skintight powder-blue sleeveless top, a pleated white mini skirt, and most importantly, granny pants that matched her shirt. She appeared to be braless with prominent nipples set proudly on half grapefruit-sized knockers, improbably high for an older woman. Those beauties were clearly bolt-ons. Her legs were tan with well-developed calf musculature. An unmistakable tan line was visible as her panties rode up over her tight cheeks.
I don’t consider myself to be all that pervy, but the image of me inhaling deeply as I sniffed the cotton crotch of her granny panties was stuck in my head. The thought of that earthy aroma of brine and musk was making me dizzy.