I thought about asking Barb if she wanted to ride the Bronco the next afternoon, but she volunteered that she and her husband were getting a couples’ massage and then heading out on a sunset dinner cruise. I can’t say I was all that disappointed. That buckaroo stuff had gotten pretty old.
The next day at work was uneventful. The crew finished planting the back property line and headed to the front after lunch. I didn’t see much talent around the pool. The boys and I ate lunch in a dingy side alley. Apparently we were deemed undesirable by the resort front desk.
Three hours later we had cut down and disposed of three dead palmetto palms and trimmed back a hedge of cold-stunted bougainvillea. We were whipped. As soon as I thought about that, Barb came to mind. I snorted out a laugh and slapped my quads.
“A good one?” Joaquin asked.
The crew boarded the pickup and pulled out of the alley. I looked at my bike leaning against the dumpster. I thought about just peddling home, taking a hot shower, and cracking a cold frosty one; but then I thought about Trish.
Would she be waiting at the poolside bar next door? Would she want to fuck? If so, would she be any good?
I decided to go for it.
I grabbed my bike and walked it out to the street and then back down the service entrance of the Holiday Inn. I locked the bike at the edge of the employee parking lot and walked toward the beach. My plan was to skirt the pool, avoid the security staff, and find a shower. Two days before I’d seen several stone shower grottos at the edge of the sand and the turf.
I avoided eye contact and walked directly down a shady dirt path to the sand. Not more than twenty feet away were three stone enclosures, camouflaged by plantings of bougainvillea. A portly sunburned gentleman exited the closest shower, a towel draped over his shoulders and his water shoes in his hands.
I said hello and ducked into the grotto. I pulled off my Danners and heavy socks, setting them out on the sand. I figured it was now or never. I pulled my muscle shirt over my head and undid my cargo shorts. I stuck my head out for a last check. There seemed to be no one in sight.
I placed my tee and shorts on the top of my boots. Because I had gone commando, my pale white ass and junk were there for all to see.
I’m not sure what I was expecting, but there was only a single faucet. I turned on the water and got the shock of my life. The water was freezing. I could feel my scrotum retract and my manhood shrink to the size of a small toad.
I chanced a peek around the corner. I’m not vain, but I didn’t want anyone seeing me at a “disadvantage”. I turned back toward the stream to wash my face.
Then I heard an “uh-hum”.
I looked over my shoulder and spied two blushing grandma sorts. One smiled and queried, “Need a towel?”
I stowed my work clothes, wrapped the large towel around my waist and headed to the poolside bar. I was maybe ten minutes early. There sitting on a barstool was Trish, sipping what appeared to be rum punch. She smiled, “Modelo Especial, right?”
The cute barmaid added, “Coming right up.”
I took it as a good omen that she had arrived early. Perhaps she was as big a horn dog as I was. I put my left arm around her tiny waist and gave her a kiss on the cheek. The skin over her low back felt almost creamy to touch. She smelled like vanilla. I was in sensory overload.
Trish’s polka-dotted, fawn-colored coverup accentuated her tan. I couldn’t help but wonder whether she was tan from top to bottom (pun intended) or whether there were milky white areas around each nipple and at her mons. I hoped for the latter.
Trish’s long brunette hair was in loose pigtails. A dozen freckles dotted her nose and cheeks. A set of braces and she’d pass for an eighteen-year-old cheerleader.
I carefully side-scooted onto the adjacent stool. I must have looked awkward, but there was no way I wanted my towel to shift akimbo.
Trish wasted no time, seemingly taking the bull by the horns. She leaned toward me and whispered in her southern twang, “Aaaa’m so glad you came. Oh maaaa, you look good enough to eat.”
She placed her hand on my left thigh; pausing only momentarily, before running it up and under the towel. She looked me in the eye and drawled, “Waaaa, you’re a naughty boy. Aren’t you?”
We both chugged our respective beverages. Trish signed the tab and slid off her stool. She grabbed my left hand. “Well, what are y’all waitin’ for?”
We walked hand in hand around the pool and into the back lobby of the hotel. The air conditioning hit me like a bucket of ice water. I developed goose flesh, my nips turning into BBs. I looked down at Trish’s tits. Two gumdrops were trying to perforate her coverup.
Trish led me to a bank of elevators just off the lobby. She pressed the up button and a car door opened almost instantaneously. She led us in and used a pass card to activate and illuminate the button for the penthouse. I thought, “La-di-da”.
Just when I thought we were about to zoom up to the penthouse for some nasty nasty; a disembodied voice pleaded, “Hold the door, please.”
Six or seven pale vacationers, each with a roller board, crowded into the Otis. Four additional floor buttons were pressed. Trish and I were squeezed into a back corner.
I heard one portly woman tell presumably her husband that we were a cute couple. The “ehhhhh?” at the end of her statement identified them as Canadian.
Within seconds of the doors closing, Trish slid her left hand between the fanny pack of the human sardine standing in front of me and the front of my towel. After a moment of fumbling, she found the overlap of terrycloth. She fisted Mr. Wiggly.
I was enjoying the ultra-slow jacking; but was also thinking of anything and everything (asparagus, tire irons, TV antennas, mulch) to keep from sprouting a full-blown chubby. It didn’t help that the Canadian housewife had inched her hand to the right and was kneading my left ass cheek.
I’m not sure what I expected, but the penthouse suite was over the top. The elevator opened directly into a foyer. The entry floor was black and white twenty-four-inch marble tiles. The space was illuminated by an oversized chandelier. Modern art covered the walls.
The living space spanned most of the tenth floor. Was this really a Holiday Inn?
I must have been in a trance, perhaps slack-jawed, as Trish touched my cheek and added, “Earth to Tate.”
Trish grabbed my hand and led me in a non-direct path toward double French doors. She pointed to the carefully vacuumed, peach-colored plush rug in the center of the room; adding, “Your footprints would be hard to explain.”
Trish got to work once we crossed the threshold of the bedroom. She pivoted to my front and cupped the top of my towel with both hands. She stood up on her tiptoes and initiated our first kiss. Before bringing her mouth to mine, she teased my lips with the tip of her tongue. I extended mine to meet hers. I could taste the Meyers and bitters of the rum punch she had chugged a few minutes earlier.
Trish sucked my tongue into her mouth. Her full lips met mine. I closed my eyes and nearly swooned. She was that kinda hot.
She obviously wanted me naked. While still in mid-kiss, she released the overlapped beach towel, allowing it to fall to the wood-planked floor. While still in her clinch, I scooted and kicked it away from my feet. The last thing I wanted was to trip and fracture my favorite bone.