Browsing the vegetable aisle of the supermarket, I was suddenly aware of my soreness.

"My ass hurts," I whispered.

"Of course it does," Sir quipped, his attention seemingly absorbed by a tomato selection. "My dick is thick, and I wasn't gentle."

I caught the gaze of an elderly couple nearby, feeling my face flush crimson. The woman seemed appalled, while her husband smirked.

I hurried away, Sir trailing behind me.

"They heard you," I hissed.

"So?" Sir responded with a playful smack on my jiggly butt. "Own your kinky side and let them be envious."

He was, as always, right.