A police patrol car pulled over the driver of a Ford for speeding.

"Good afternoon, Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?" said the officer.

"Yes, officer, I know I was speeding, but it is a matter of life or death. I must get home as quickly as possible."

"Oh, really? And may I enquire as to why, Sir?"

The driver mopped his brow and sighed.

"A naked woman is waiting for me there."

"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."

"Well, if I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man!"