There I was, on my bed at my parents, Madonna’s Like a Virgin LP cover propped up by a pillow as I squatted naked in front of it, cock in hand, masturbating to her picture.

Getting close to spunking over her, hand on cock moving fast, when the bedroom door opens wide. Standing there is Susan, a cousin of mine.

Not embarrassing enough for her to catch me cock in hand wanking, my cock picks that exact moment to ejaculate, my spunk flying into the air, looping and landing on Madonna.

Susan just smiled and said, “Enjoying yourself?”