In The Closet
It's a joke, until it's you in there.
You’ve seen it and laughed at it a thousand times, in sitcoms, in funny movies, in comic strips. It’s a joke, and it’s hilarious, isn’t it? "Haha! Dude’s gonna get a good old ass whooping now!" Caught with his pants down, shoved into a closet, husband’s footsteps up the stairs. Hilarious indeed. Unless you’re the dude. I was the dude. I was twenty at the time, so it’s close to two decades ago. She was thirty-five or forty...