We received a membership to the country club for a wedding gift.  No name on the card.  I hated the country club.  It was full of pompous, arrogant, dirty old men who couldn’t keep from ogling younger women.  My wife wanted to become a member. 

I was going out of town on business. I never made it. I woke up bound and gagged on a bed.

 “Your wife is the club slut. She’s fucked all the men there.”

“You’re wrong.”

“Don’t worry, after the Viagra kicks in you’ll have fucked all the members' wives.”

I guess we're both sluts now.