When I told hubby that I’d finally landed a speaking role, he was delighted. He told all his mates I was going to be a star. When the script arrived, he said he’d help me rehearse the lines.  How nice. His face changed when I started reading.

“Oh baby, you are so big, let me suck it.”

“That’s it baby, take any hole. Spit-roast me with your friend, take me anyway you want."  

“Yes baby, yes. That feels so good. Cum on my tits”

It was only a shampoo advert really, but the look on his little face was priceless.