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The Bacchanalian Threesome That Cancelled Christmas; Rudolph Roasted Too!!

The North Pole Times: All the News That's Unfit to Print

“Fuck Christmas. I wanna shag sluts.” Santa's reindeer detoured to the North Pole pharmacy. Two bodacious babes prominent on the naughty list were, unsurprisingly, underdressed. Santa's schlong stretched one strumpet’s sopping snatch. Santa-seed spurted;...

Dirty Movie

When I told hubby that I’d finally landed a speaking role, he was delighted. He told all his mates I was going to be a star. When the script arrived, he said he’d help me rehearse the lines.  How nice. His face changed when I started reading. “Oh baby, yo...