“Look, it was your idea to go to the nude beach. I had no idea my boss and some other guys from work would show up for  the co-ed nude beach volleyball  tournament.”

 “They were short a girl - how could I say no?”

 “Yes, I know they were ogling me.”

“Of course I  noticed my boss’s huge dick! Who couldn’t?”  

“He's asked me to join the team-full-time."

"I said yes. It’ll be fun".

"There’s a tournament all next weekend at a private resort."

"Yes, I’m going."

"Thanks, but he’s driving me.”

“Sorry, you can’t come. It's for players only.”