I’m Kirk. I live in Oregon. Chas lives in Scotland. We connected online. We have a good friendship, exchanging pics for a short time. Hers are hot and sexy. Slim, big tits, smooth pussy. Hypnotic eyes.

I printed her naked shots, poster size. They adorn my den. My poker buddies adore her. She’s not a model. With Chas’s permission, I produced a limited edition calendar. Starts modest, then wow! Hot, sensual stuff!

It has become a collector’s piece. I'm constantly asked who “The Scottish Thistle” is. I won't tell. Her secret is safe here in the USA..

Or is it?