We played whist tonight.
He might be a ducal heir, but his reign at table was short-lived, a weak-kneed knave against my winning queen.
Victorious, I left to collect his wager.

His wife greeted me wantonly, happily intent on settling up. Her chambermaid was a comely bonus.
Her ladyship played herself proud supping my cunny, while her minion plied a delightfully nimble nether tongue.
Feeling magnanimous, I returned the girl's favor while mistress rode her face, cursing out vulgar litanies so enlivening, I had a second cum.

I really must thank mother again for her lessons in cheating at cards.