I handed Richard my laptop. “Hon’, look at this Lush profile. He just sent me a friend request.”

He looked. “Yeah, so?”

“So look – he lists his ‘assets’ as ‘large’”

“Okay… and?”

“Check out his personal pics album.”

“Oh. I see. So, what’s the question?”

“So, do I reject him because he showed poor judgment, making the claim and then posting pictures, or because he was untruthful? Or do I accept because I admire confident men? And you know how I love a man with a sense of humor!”

He smiled. “Accept; make his day.”

“It is kinda cute…”