"Stop squirming. Ankles wider. Better."

"A base layer of crushed ice."

"One part cranberry juice. One part orange juice."

"One part yummy, yummy vodka and two parts peach schnapps."

"I had to go and buy a bottle of peach schnapps. Now doesn't that make you feel special."

"Glass cocktail stick to stir and then garnish with an orange slice and cocktail umbrella."

"Now that does look appetising."

"Ohhh, do stop humping nothingness. You'll spill it."

"Tongue lapping to taste."

"Yums. Quite intoxicating and addictive and those five parts of cunny juices certainly add a piquant je ne sais quoi."