Sex gets a bit stale after a few years of marriage. We started doing it less and less. I asked him if there was a way we could spice things up a bit, but as he said, we’d tried most things. Something had to be done, I suggested a threesome.

I told him I wasn’t the jealous type and perhaps we should give it a try. It was obvious that he was really up for it. Great, I said. Leave it to me. I’ll arrange everything for the weekend. Imagine his surprise when his younger brother turned up, delicious.