I shut the door to my office and walked over to plop down in my chair. Unlocking my desk drawer, I pulled out a cigarette from my emergency stash. Fuck it! This case had done me in and I needed a fucking smoke. Hell, I would quit again tomorrow. After lighting up, I relaxed back in my chair, propping my feet up on my desk, thinking about Ima Jean Butkis in lockup. My other hand slid inside my pin-striped pants and black panties. I need to get off. As I stroked my needy clit, I recalled the happenings over the last few hours. Oh, my it felt so good. I stroked, rubbed and tapped my sensitive, aching clit. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Miss Butkis put on a good show when I arrested her - loudly proclaiming her innocence. Fuck, money brings out the worst in people! Rubbing my hot little button harder and taking another puff of my cig, I pondered the life of Sly Bucks. Some would think he had it all - money, privilege, women. Oh my, I'm close. Yet, he found himself six feet under, amidst it all. Oh God, I'm cumming. Give me a minute ...
Whew! That's better. I will follow her trial but am confident in a conviction as she had motive, means, and an eyewitness account of her dastardly deed. I'll give you the short story of how it all went down earlier today. Had you figured out Miss Butkis did the dirty deed?
I was staring at my whiteboard of suspects again when one of my detectives leaned in my office saying, "Detective Balls, you have a visitor - a Father Bottomore."
I cocked my eyebrow in surprise, "Send him in please." My curiosity was definitely piqued.
"Hello, Father. I wasn't expecting you. Please sit down," I said, motioning to a chair across from my desk.
I had forgotten how handsome he was and felt a little tingle in my lady parts at his presence. He had shaved and looked sexier than ever. How tragic this fine piece of ass had chosen a life of celibacy. Looking nervous, he stood there wringing his hands.
"Hello, Detective Balls," he said quietly, fidgeting.
I had also forgotten how seductive his silky voice was. Some men had bedroom eyes, but the Father had a bedroom voice. "Father, what is it? You look upset." I got up and moved around to sit on the edge of the desk in front of him. "Is it about the case?"
"Ummm. Well, yes. You see, Detective ... oh, my, this is very difficult," he said clearing his throat.
"I can see you are struggling. Just take a deep breath and then speak," I instructed.
"Here goes ... I didn't tell you everything about the night of the murder," he said looking forlorn.
"You didn't? I see. Please go ahead." He definitely had my attention now.
"I was outside of my viewing box with Mrs. Purity, you know, getting my ... you know, member sucked. And well, it was a big thing for me as I had never felt a woman's soft lips on my cock before. So, I exploded quite quickly. I was so excited, I grabbed for her to steady myself as I came and accidentally ripped a piece of material from her uniform."
"Yes, we found it on the balcony."
"Yes, I believe I dropped it there. You see after I exploded my cum so quickly, I hurried back to resume my watch duties. That's when I saw Miss Butkis come in and start arguing with Mr. Bucks. He appeared to be quite inebriated and was wobbling about. He removed his clothing and headed towards his balcony, followed by Miss Butkis. I needed to be able to see his sins, so, I left my alcove through the emergency door. When I peered around the corner, I saw him leaning over the railing, presenting his ass to her. Miss Butkis had a paddle and was fussing at him about fucking Miss Cheeks and Miss Honeypot. That's when I saw her - she pushed him over the railing. I hurried back in the alcove so she wouldn't see me, Detective."
"You saw Miss Butkis kill Sly Bucks?"
"Yes, Detective. When she left I ran back out the emergency door of my alcove to the balcony, to look over the railing. Seeing his body splattered on the ground really rattled me. I must have dropped Mrs. Purity's piece of uniform then. And like I told you before, I snuck out the back, as I thought I might be accused if I found the body. I didn't tell you about Miss Butkis before because I thought he deserved it. He did a lot of bad things - to me too, you know. But, then I prayed about it and God reminded me of my teachings. Only God can judge. So, I had to tell you what I saw and let justice be done here on Earth as God will do justice in Sly's afterlife."
I sighed a long sigh. Actually, I was not too surprised. Miss Butkis had definitely used Mrs. Purity to distract Father Bottomore. And her alibi had fallen through. If he hadn't spewed his load so quickly and returned to his post, she might have gotten away with it.
"Father, are you prepared to testify against Miss Butkis," I asked leaning towards him.
"Yes, Detective. In the name of what's right, I will."
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The previous day
I sat in the confessional booth when I heard her sultry voice, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is your sin?" I asked, noting her tone didn't have the usual remorseful tone of those asking for forgiveness.
Silence followed, so I repeated, "What is your sin, my child?"
Her voice replied, "I have a secret, Father."
"What is your secret?"
"I withheld important information to an officer of the law," she replied lowering her voice.
"Oh? What sort of information," I found myself whispering back.
"Information about the murder of my boyfriend."
My heart jumped into my throat.
She continued, "You see, I know you know my boyfriend, Sly Bucks. On the night of his murder, I decided to take a walk outside to see if one could see his balcony from the ground. I wanted to put on a kind of show, if I found out partiers could see me from the ground. And I found out you can see his balcony - quite clearly actually."
I gulped, but managed to say, "I see. And you saw something on his balcony?"