“That was the last one,” Ash said, wiping the sweat from her forehead after putting down a cardboard box full of books and then sitting down on it.
Matt looked at her, barely suppressing a gasp from the view of her skimpy tank top which had basically melted to her feminine features. It was gradually soaking through and left little to the imagination of how her delicious body would look once bereft of the cumbersome garments obstructing Matt's view. Unfortunately, he thought, she was wearing a bra with rather thick push-up padding so he could not spot her nipples—or was he thankful because that would have been too much to bear?
Before Matt realized he was ogling his friend, Stephen entered the living room crammed with disassembled IKEA furniture and piles of boxes.
“Yo, Kelly and I are starving. It’s way past one anyway. Wanna grab a pizza next door?”
“I’ll take anything they have with veggies—roasted eggplants, peppers and zucchini if they have,” replied Ash, “but I’ll stay here and start unpacking a few things.”
Stephen nodded to Matt.
“Sounds awesome. Same here but add a couple of strips of bacon if they have any. I’ll stay here and will give Ash a hand,” the latter explained. “Oh, and extra garlic.”
Ash’s eyes lit up. “I’ll go with the extra garlic too. Oh, and before I forget…” She stood up and started rummaging in one of the boxes, mumbling the typical 'where is it's and 'thought I put it there's for two minutes until she found her wallet from which she produced a stack of dead presidents. “Here, this should do for the pizzas and enough beers to get us pretty wasted. And they better be cooled. We’ve earned it and it’s the least I can do to repay you guys for your help.”
Stephen gave her the thumbs up and promised to be back in no more than twenty minutes.
“Whoever had that brilliant idea of moving in the prime of July,” Ash began. She rolled her eyes and resumed her elaborations, “Ah, yeah, it was fucking useless Patrick who dumped me for peroxide-dye fake-boobs. Dickhead’s had this side-chick bimbo for a couple of months now. Said he couldn’t make up his mind whom to pick. Told me that directly in the face. Come to think of it! The name 'Patrick' is just ‘Prick’ with an extra ‘at’ in between.”
Matt could see the anger rising in her cheeks and hear the frustration speaking for her.
“Presumptuous bastard! Has the audacity to cheat on my over months but can’t muster the balls to stand his ground. Seriously! He made me gobble those down my throat daily and now he's even having his side bitch move into our apartment. Why do all men have to be like this?”
Matt raised his eyebrows and gave his best understanding expression. As much as he wanted to cheer her up, he was—given the increasing transparency of Ash’s meanwhile visually virtually inexistent garments—struggling his own fight in proving he was the exceptional gentleman that confirmed the rule. He swallowed hard.
“Well, not all men,” Ash corrected herself. “I know you’re different, Matt. You’ve always been a good friend.”
Matt’s thoughts let out a relieved phew upon hearing the keyword that reminded him Ash was off-limits. They had met at a welcome party in their first term, tried to hook up but soon realized they were better off friendzoning each other. It had hurt at first, but a few drinks later, they had become besties.
“Anytime, Ash,” replied Matt. “You know you’ll always find booze, chocolate, weed, a shoulder to cry on and someone to vent your frustration at with me.”
Ash frowned. “Don’t say that, Matt. You’re way more than just that. You’re the brother I never had. Little Miss Goodie Two-Shoes who left you for expendable 'my Chinese chicken soup tattoos all have a story' long-haired surf hipster has no idea what she's missing out on,” she reminded him of his recent break-up before hugging Matt tightly.
The tantalizing smell of her sweat-borne pheromones rose into his nose, making his heart skip a beat. He felt her breasts pressed against his chest, causing his own shirt to stick to his upper body too. When she let go, he thought he’d see her eyes ever so briefly scan the imprint of his body molding into the soaked shirt. He thought to see a distinct flash of hunger in the quick exchange of glances that followed.
“What was that for?” he broke the silence.
“Because you really are a great friend and I wanted to show some appreciation,” Ash explained. “... and because that bitch dumped you the same way Prick dumped me. We just needed this.”
“Thanks, but that's not the only thing I could have right now,” Matt chuckled. “Hey, mind if I take off my shirt? I’m sweating like a pig.”
“Mi casa es su casa,” came her reply to which, she added, chuckling too, “In other words, I absolutely insist you do.”
When he tried to remove it, his t-shirt seemed glued to his back. After a short struggle consisting of his best impression of an air dancer, it finally came off. When he made a face and goofily stretched out his tongue in mock exhaustion, he thought he’d catch Ash shift her gaze from his pecs to his eyes like a teenage boy caught staring at a pair of boobs. He couldn’t blame her; while not exactly being a textbook Adonis, his physique—thanks to a healthy amount of regular exercise—certainly was on the more sculpted side. Also, both of them getting ditched for a side-fuck sure did its part in them feeling unwanted and hence fueling their sexual frustration.
Matt stepped to the kitchenette and wrung out his discarded garment over the sink, unconsciously making sure he’d flex his muscles plenty. “Just look at how wet this is,” he commented, not paying attention to the possible subtext.
He then threw the crumpled piece of clothing over his shoulder, rinsed his hands in the slightly rusty water before sighing and fully opening the tap to rinse the rusty pipes. He reached for the box where the glasses were.
“Want some water once the pipes are rinsed?” he asked Ash who again seemed more preoccupied by his body than his question.
“Yeah, uh… Sure. I’m parched!” came her answer as if caught red-handed again.
After a minute, the water was colorless and he filled two large glasses with the cool liquid.
Stepping towards Ash, Matt failed to keep the glass between his fingers for it was still wet and slippery. The glass slid from his hand. Trying to catch it clumsily, he stumbled towards Ash who received the glass’ entire contents on her chest. After a short shriek from the cool splash, she gave her best impression of a juggler when trying to catch the glass but, ultimately, it landed on her foot before falling to the floor without breaking. Being just in flip-flops, she winced, screamed in pain and hobbled to a box of books to sit down on and inspect her injured foot.
“Fuuuck-a-doodle-do!” she cursed as a large enough bruise to let her foot swell already became visible.
“Shit, you okay?” Matt worriedly asked, kneeling before her, examining her foot.
“It’s nothing, probably, the glass must’ve hit a large vein, is all. Still, hurts like fuck!” Ash explained, her composure already a lot calmer.
“Yeah, the edge of a heavy glass against a foot. Must hurt like hell,” he commented. “Want me to get some ice?”
“Hurts like hell? No shit? Glad you told me,” she shot back. “Thanks, but, nah, I’m good. I just find that situation kinda funny: you kneeling there, holding my foot like I was your Cinderella. Now you only need to burst in song.”
Matt chuckled at her, “Yeah, and I’m, like, the prince charming with the missing shoe? You wish.”
Ash rolled her eyes playfully. “Damnit! Could have worked this time, though.”
“Way to easy to see through, sister. Ain't gonna happen that easily, sugartits,” Matt shot back.
Ever since deciding they better stay friends, they had both practiced their pick-up lines on each other—the sillier, the better being the credo.
She let out a heavy breath through her nose. “What did I tell you about this name? But, yeah, you’re right. My tits are drenched so now at least I have a good excuse to go topless too.”
“Sure, su casa es su casa,” Matt nonchalantly retorted, paraphrasing her former admission and making sure he'd add plenty of suggestive undertone.
“You’re not even trying to be subtle here. But just so it’s clear: the bra ain’t coming off, bozo.”
Matt grinned. “Not wet enough, eh? Too bad. I knew I should have kept my lucky shirt on.”
“... and deny me the view of this dream body? You damn better leave that shirt off if you already dropped that glass on my foot, buster! So at least I have something for my eyes to look at and distract me from my near-lethal injury.”
Matt laughed, stood up again, collected the glass from the floor and stepped to the sink to fill it anew. When he returned, he shortly held his breath when his gaze fell upon Ash's breasts lazily lying in the cups of her bra. Her skirt had slid her legs up to those mid-thighs of hers he found magnificent, allowing his eyes to feast on the view of his attractive friend.