Reluctantly, I got up from my bed, pulled on a pair of ratty jeans, sniffed my armpits, sorted through a mound of dirty laundry to find a somewhat clean shirt, then slid my feet into old, worn leather flip flops. "Okay, let's go," I said
A look of horror flashed across Darren's face. "No fucking way are you going like that! Get in the shower," he demanded. "I will find some clean clothes for you. Geezus, what has come over you, Eddie? You used to be such a neat freak, but lately you are a slob, you stink."
"Sorry man, grad school is busting my ass. I don't have time for anything but studying. No partying, no pussy, no fun… nothing but study, study, study. Hell, I even turned down a modeling job, because I couldn't afford the time to fly to the Virgin Islands for the shoot. My life sucks," I wailed.
Out of my clothes, I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror, "Oh my god! I do look like a bum," I thought. My mother, the consummate Grande Dame, would be horrified. I stepped into the hot shower and scrubbed myself, hard. Washing my hair, I realized it had been months since I'd had it cut.
As I dried, Darren was starring at me, smiling. "What?" I asked. "You're not lusting after me, are you. I can't handle that, dude."
He burst out laughing, "Fuck you, man. I was just recalling that night in our senior year, after the Gators kicked our ass, we picked up that Gator gal, fucked her silly, tag team fucking, and then double fucking her. The ultimate revenge! God, that was fun."
As hard as I tried not to, I devilishly grinned, remembering what a night that was. I composed myself and frowned. "It was fucking weird dude, me in her ass, you in the pussy, me falling out, putting it back in, only this time, accidentally, in the vagina with you. Ugh!"
"Weird? Why? Because your dick touched mine inside her vagina? I thought it felt good, so tight," he replied.
"Yeah, it was weird, especially when Mr. Quick Shot came all over my dick inside her. Damn, dude, why did you bring that up? I have spent countless hours, days, months, even, trying to forget that. And now you tell me you liked it, What the fuck?" I asked with a raised voice.
"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Comb that ratty hair and let's go, we're late." He turned and headed to the door. "Come on, let's go."
We headed for the Trousdell Gymnastics Center where our gymnasts were training and competing with some girls from Texas. Simona Petrescu, on the Texas team, was also a member of Team USA. I had seen her perform on television; balance beam was her specialty. And she was hot, indeed.
Darren wanted me to be his wingman because I knew several gals on our team, which was his 'in' to meet Simona. I, on the other hand, was a bit apprehensive. The gals I knew, particularly one, might be hostile towards me. I had the reputation of being a one night stand kind of guy, no commitments, fuck 'em and move on.
There were so many pressures put on me to succeed, from my parents, my professors, my football coach, who still had not forgiven me for withdrawing my name from the NFL draft. In my defense, I wanted more from life than the rough and tumble life of a NFL player. I love music, all kinds, but mainly classical. My dream was to be a classical pianist. Football and classical piano are not very compatible.
Entering the center, we were greeted by some people we knew. I asked if Lawre was here and was told where to find her. "Hey, fuck machine, be careful, she is on the warpath," a friend shouted as he and all the people around yelled out the Seminole war-hoop and made the tomahawk chopping sign. I shrugged my shoulders, laughed, and walked on.
When we walked into the arena, no one was practicing, most were in conference with the coaches. I saw Lawre and waved at her. If looks could kill, I would have been dead on the spot. I yelled at her to come over. After a few minutes she did.
Before she could say anything, I began groveling, explaining how busy I was with grad school. "And you didn't have time to call? Bullshit, Eddie, total bullshit," she shouted at me. "People warned me about you, but, no, I wouldn't listen. I thought I could be the one who finally tamed you. What a fucking idiot I was."
I am not a complete asshole… close, but not completely. I did feel her disappointment and anger. But, what could I say other than I'm sorry? I managed to say that and asked her if there was any way I could make it up to her. "Lawre, I care about you and I don't want you to hate me."
She softened slightly, "I don't know how you do it. I don't hate you. I probably should," she said. "But, no matter, what do you want? I know there is something, what is it?"
Being quick on my feet, I replied, "Will you have dinner with me tonight? Nothing but dinner, no pressures, just dinner and conversation. Please."
She looked at Darren with a look that could only be defined as, is he for real? Darren nodded. "He's been talking about you for weeks now," he lied.
She explained that the Texas and State girls were going out, "Maybe you could meet us." Looking straight at me, she added. "That will be my safety net, twenty-five girls to kick your ass if something goes down, like my pants or your hand on my tits." Even though she laughed, she was looked serious.
Trying to change the subject to ease the tension, Darren stuttered, "Do you know Simona Petrescu? Will she be there? I want to meet her."
She told us she knew her very well. "Sorry, Darren, she is way out of your league. You would not believe how many guys have hit on her this week. She is all business, nothing but gymnastics. You know how focused those Romanian girls are."
A puzzled look crossed Darren's face, "Romanian? I thought she was American, she is after all on Team USA."
"She was born in this country. However, her dad is Romanian and her mother is Cuban, quite a combination, fire and ice, and not the kind of girl you want to fuck with. On the other hand she is one of the nicest girls I know. I will introduce you but, trust me Darren, she is not your type."
After telling us where they would be that evening, she left us standing there, a bit bewildered and confused. "Well, son, looks like you have a challenge on your hands, think you can handle it?'' I teased. That was totally unfair. Darren Fletcher is one of the most confident men I know, a brilliant student, an excellent athlete and my best friend.
We walked out of the center, chatting about his strategy for the night. Darren's enthusiasm was infectious. I knew I should be studying, but I had to be there to see how he made out with Simona. Was she truly out of his league? I doubted it.
First, I needed to get my hair trimmed and buy a new shirt. I had nice slacks, but no decent shirts; well, none that were clean. I had to get my laundry done this week, for sure. I dreaded going home with bags of dirty laundry. Mother would give me holy hell about it.
I love my mother, but she still thinks of me as her little boy, her child prodigy, and if I let her, she would be up my ass, in my business all the time. This is the reason I do not live at home; not since my freshman year. Living in the dorms during undergrad, and now in an apartment with three other guys was my feeble attempt at being an adult.
That thought made me chuckle. Me, an adult! Ha! I still go home when I can no longer take the cheap, meager food I subsist on. The only time I ate well was on a modeling assignment, all first class restaurants and hotels. I resolved to do better, at least try, after this last mountain of laundry was done.
The salon where I go to get my hair trimmed was busy. Since I had no appointment, I had to wait. The receptionist told me they had a special on pedicures and there was an open chair if I wanted one while I waited. Oh, hell, why not? I was taken to a comfortable chair, where an Asian lady was waiting for her next customer.
In her broken English, she told me to take off my shoes. She looked at my feet, giggled, "Bad feet!" I didn't think my feet were that bad, just needed some attention. She began her work, soaking the feet, scrubbing them, shaving off the old dead skin. I am highly ticklish when it comes to someone touching my feet. She smacked my leg when I moved and told me to be still.
I don't know why, but this was turning me on, I began to chub up. "Think of your grandmother, your mother, Mozart, whatever it takes to keep little Eddie under control," I thought. Thank God, it worked. When she was finished, I was amazed, my feet actually looked good, really good.
After having my hair trimmed, still long, but now above the shoulders, I stopped by a men's store, an old fashioned haberdashery, where I had shopped since I started wearing men's sizes. I wondered how they stayed in business with all the big stores in malls offering similar merchandise at cheaper prices.
I was greeted by Mr. Brockett, the owner I had known for years. "Eddie, I am so happy to see you, it has been ages. Your father was in here last week and I asked about you. I was so surprised when he told me you were not playing professional football… you were such a good kicker. What can I help you with?"
After looking through a ton of shirts, I selected two, a pair of crisp linen shorts and a new pair of leather flip flops. As he was ringing up the sale, I noticed a couple of framed pictures on the wall behind the counter. One was of me in my Seminole football uniform and the other was me in a designer suit from a fashion shoot I did last year.