Cargo shorts
Hawaiian button downs
Net tank tops
Socks with flip flops
Distressed jeans and a mock turtle
Head to toe grey sweats
90s rapper clothes.
Crocs
Anything military-oriented worn by non-military people (combat boots, fatigues, etc)
Allow Me to add pantyhose to the list. Hate the damn things. Stockings yes - I love thigh tops. But not pantyhose - they are ugly and always in the way!
Ill fitting shorts...
If you aren't on a bicycle, then get those shorts off your body. NOW. Come on get them off.
Man thongs...man thongs...man thongs...its a mantra...man thongs...oh my...man thongs.