Quote by roccotool
Mumbles, I need to drag some of you to Sunday School. Here's a brief rundown; allow the interpretation, please.
1. No other God.
2. No taking the Lord's name in vain.
3. Remember Sunday.
4. Honor Mom and Dad.
5. No murder.
6. No adultery.
7. No stealing.
8. No bearing false witness.
9. Don't covet what a neighbor has.
10. Don't covet a neighbor's wife.
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Mumbles, I need to drag some of you to Sunday School. Here's a brief rundown; allow the interpretation, please.
1. No other God.
2. No taking the Lord's name in vain.
3. Remember Sunday.
4. Honor Mom and Dad.
5. No murder.
6. No adultery.
7. No stealing.
8. No bearing false witness.
9. Don't covet what a neighbor has.
10. Don't covet a neighbor's wife.
Man oh man... sounds like God is pretty uptight about some things there. Wonder why? Couldn't be that His 'people' wrote in their deepest fears and kind of...made it work?
Quote by Gfire
Side note on this....
Did you know that there is not one mention of lesbians in the bible? Why is that? It couldn't be because God didn't think of it. He is perfect. Maybe it is because the Bible was written by a bunch of men that in their wildest dreams could not concieve of such a thing. They had their fear of gay men so they made sure that was in there, but they forgot about us dykes.
So I guess I get off easy on that one. No sin in women loving women.
Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.
Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.
The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.
Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.
Quote by Curious2cQuote by roccotool
Mumbles, I need to drag some of you to Sunday School. Here's a brief rundown; allow the interpretation, please.
1. No other God.
2. No taking the Lord's name in vain.
3. Remember Sunday.
4. Honor Mom and Dad.
5. No murder.
6. No adultery.
7. No stealing.
8. No bearing false witness.
9. Don't covet what a neighbor has.
10. Don't covet a neighbor's wife.
YA, YA! BEEN THERE- BROKE THAT!
I'm so very, very naughty!
Quote by Gfire
Side note on this....
Did you know that there is not one mention of lesbians in the bible? Why is that? It couldn't be because God didn't think of it. He is perfect. Maybe it is because the Bible was written by a bunch of men that in their wildest dreams could not concieve of such a thing. They had their fear of gay men so they made sure that was in there, but they forgot about us dykes.
So I guess I get off easy on that one. No sin in women loving women.
Quote by Guest
Mumbles, I need to drag some of you to Sunday School. Here's a brief rundown; allow the interpretation, please.
1. No other God.
2. No taking the Lord's name in vain.
3. Remember Sunday.
4. Honor Mom and Dad.
5. No murder.
6. No adultery.
7. No stealing.
8. No bearing false witness.
9. Don't covet what a neighbor has.
10. Don't covet a neighbor's wife.
Quote by nicola
I had to look them up. Shows how religious I am![]()
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments
I'll probably burn in hell for this site LOL.
This one: You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.