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Do you look before you leap?

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Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Or do you just dive ass-first at the toilet bowl and hope for the best?

Has anyone ever really fallen in after their spouse, boyfriend, S/O forgets to put the seat down?

Don't believe everything that you read.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
I live with 2 guys! I look every time!
Guest
Lurker
I bought one of the self-closing lids. I can lift the lid, do my business and as I walk away, just flip it downward with my hand. It will slowly close in about 5 seconds.
browncoffee
Coco Pop
I have never not looked before utilising. I was raised better than that and it's not even a seat issue. You know germs can leap up inside you? ALWAYS LOOK! HOW COULD YOU NOT LOOK?!
Guest
Lurker
lol - yeah, I was wondering that too, just how is it even possible to NOT look well enough to see if the seat is down?
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I am VERY good at closing the lid after.

Not always so good at hitting the toilet though, especially if it's the middle of the night. Gotta work on my aim.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
I am VERY good at closing the lid after.

Not always so good at hitting the toilet though, especially if it's the middle of the night. Gotta work on my aim.


GOOD GOD! WERE YOU RAISED BY WOLVES???

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
I’m no lady but once upon a time I almost took a plunge into a lidless John. That’s a heart stuttering moment I’ll have you know.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
having read the previous responses, i'm almost embarrassed to admit this

the last time i spent the night at my parents' i took the plunge. in my defense, it was in the middle of the night and i was using my brother's bathroom. at my place i don't turn the lights on when using the bathroom at night. i'm extremely sensitive to light and it would take me forever to fall back asleep if i did.

Say. Her. Name.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Verbal
I am VERY good at closing the lid after.

Not always so good at hitting the toilet though, especially if it's the middle of the night. Gotta work on my aim.


Me too.

Wait, what?


But seriously, apart from my first two years of college, I've never had to share a bathroom with anyone for any significant period of time. So unless I'm crashing at my S/O's place, I never have to look.

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GabrielSweet
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Quote by Verbal
I am VERY good at closing the lid after.

Not always so good at hitting the toilet though, especially if it's the middle of the night. Gotta work on my aim.
Quote by sprite


GOOD GOD! WERE YOU RAISED BY WOLVES???


First off, dear sprite, you forget the difference. YOU go to the bathroom, sit down, complete said task and go back to bed. WE have to walk into the room of course leaving the light off or we would be blinded and never sleep again, then stand in one spot while swaying (we either rarely wake completely or have been drinking before bed) and aim a steam into a opening about the size of a 5 gallon bucket. So, have a little heart......

now to answer the OP, I check each time, even now when I live alone.... that water is COLD.
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by GabrielSweet


First off, dear sprite, you forget the difference. YOU go to the bathroom, sit down, complete said task and go back to bed. WE have to walk into the room of course leaving the light off or we would be blinded and never sleep again, then stand in one spot while swaying (we either rarely wake completely or have been drinking before bed) and aim a steam into a opening about the size of a 5 gallon bucket. So, have a little heart......

now to answer the OP, I check each time, even now when I live alone.... that water is COLD.


i have it on good authority, that guys can sit and pee, so if they have trouble hitting the target, and there's a girl in the house, might i suggest they do that?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by GabrielSweet


First off, dear sprite, you forget the difference. YOU go to the bathroom, sit down, complete said task and go back to bed. WE have to walk into the room of course leaving the light off or we would be blinded and never sleep again, then stand in one spot while swaying (we either rarely wake completely or have been drinking before bed) and aim a steam into a opening about the size of a 5 gallon bucket. So, have a little heart......

now to answer the OP, I check each time, even now when I live alone.... that water is COLD.


Preach it!

The swaying alone makes it difficult to aim. It's so hard being a man.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal


Preach it!

The swaying alone makes it difficult to aim. It's so hard being a man.


at Hallmark right now, picking out a sympathy card for you. *rolls eyes*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Buz
The Linebacker
I am a serial seat lifter. I break into houses and raise the toilet seats. Sprite's house is my favorite target...
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Buz
I am a serial seat lifter. I break into houses and raise the toilet seats. Sprite's house is my favorite target...




i actually have a hard fast rule about guests putting down the toilet seat on account of my cat uses it as a stepping stone and i don't like having to fish her out of the toilet. consider yourself on notice. do it again and i'm changing your forum rank to 'dead man walking'.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
I don't have a huge problem with aim, but because of the height, there's bound to be a bit of splash and spray that can't really be helped.

And no, men do not sit to pee. You're lucky we use the washroom at all when the whole world could be our toilet.

Don't believe everything that you read.
PrincessC
Active Ink Slinger
Sometimes I like lifting the seat just to confuse people. Or also maybe because of my big ol dick
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Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by sprite


at Hallmark right now, picking out a sympathy card for you. *rolls eyes*


There really should be a "Sorry You Are a Man" section in the Hallmark aisle.
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Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know

And no, men do not sit to pee.


I do at night. We have an en suite bathroom and to use its toilet standing up, I'd have to turn the light on and possibly awaken Mrs. Seeker. She has enough trouble getting to sleep as it is so I'm not going to be the one to compound the problem. That seat stays down most of the time since it is basically her washroom. The powder room downstairs, OTOH, rises and falls with regularity as does the main bath that my son uses when he's home (which isn't often now).
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Masteratarms
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