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what is your pre-masturbation ritual?

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Quote by dman07
Okay ladies, what do you do before you flick the bean? is it a slight pillow hump and roll around in bed or whole nine yards with wine and candle light and other meticulous instructions to follow?
"flick the bean" a coarse vulgar phrase to describe a ladies most intimate and enjoyable part of their gorgeous bodies. If I was a lady I would not respond.
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"flick the bean" a coarse vulgar phrase to describe a ladies most intimate and enjoyable part of their gorgeous bodies. If I was a lady I would not respond.



Do any of us particularly act like ladies here on Lush??
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Do any of us particularly act like ladies here on Lush??


From what I have seen, you have a very good point. I would say every one of you ladies are Angels.

(said with dripping sarcasm,lol)
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"flick the bean" a coarse vulgar phrase to describe a ladies most intimate and enjoyable part of their gorgeous bodies. If I was a lady I would not respond.


i think i lost a few brain cells reading your post .. hmmmm
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Charge that Lelo
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If i'm in the mood I just go with the flow
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"flick the bean" a coarse vulgar phrase to describe a ladies most intimate and enjoyable part of their gorgeous bodies. If I was a lady I would not respond.


Lol lighten up dude.. maybe us girls are more relaxed (or vulgar) but my GF and I are happy flicking the bean as are loads of other girls ive chated to on here

what does everyone else call it?
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"flick the bean" a coarse vulgar phrase to describe a ladies most intimate and enjoyable part of their gorgeous bodies. If I was a lady I would not respond.


sorry to bust your image of us. deal with it and man, just lighten up. btw, we also say 'cunt' a lot and then there's that thing where we try to stuff our fist in our lovers pussy and fuck the shit out of her.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Do any of us particularly act like ladies here on Lush??



me! me me me! oh, wait. nevermind

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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I listen to Peter Cetera. Gotta feel that glory of love before wanking like a wildebeest.
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i think you missed the 'camera roll' before action

Yes I did.
But I only say that when I record myself.
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Yes I did.
But I only say that when I record myself.


now that'll be a view heart
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Quote by sprite


sorry to bust your image of us. deal with it and man, just lighten up. btw, we also say 'cunt' a lot and then there's that thing where we try to stuff our fist in our lovers pussy and fuck the shit out of her.


Is that the secret lesbian thing you were talking about?
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I bathe in virgin's blood...

To keep me young and pure.
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I bathe in virgin's blood...

To keep me young and pure.


Pure, Humm
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Wake up!! smile
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Wake up, make coffee, get into the shower, Wednesday lunch, turn on the tv, visit Lush, turn off the TV, pour a glass of wine, crawl into bed to go to sleep. I think a better question would be what haven't I used as a ritual.
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Okay ladies, what do you do before you flick the bean? is it a slight pillow hump and roll around in bed or whole nine yards with wine and candle light and other meticulous instructions to follow?


They tend to message me...
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I do whatever Angryish says
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Most of the time I just slide down my panties and get a quick release. When I want to make it more of an event I'll completely strip down, grab some oil, and might even find a nice banana.