Kristi Noem or Pam Bondi

Politics aside, who is hotter?

It's a tie -- they're both ice cubes to me.

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It's a tie -- they're both ice cubes to me.

Lord, yes, can we pack both into an Artemis capsule and shoot them into lunar orbit?

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Lord, yes, can we pack both into an Artemis capsule and shoot them into lunar orbit?

Let's keep politics out of this, but looks-wise, I go for Kristi.

Without the politics, there is no there there. Neither warrants a second look; their clones are everywhere.

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Let's keep politics out of this, but looks-wise, I go for Kristi.

Neither has looks that would get them noticed were it not for the politics and their whole public image is bound up with that of their boss (or ex-boss in Noem's case). So you frankly cannot meaningfully keep politics out.

Are you fucking kidding me? Neither!

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Are you fucking kidding me? Neither!

You stole my reply! As horny as I can be I’d rather never have sex again then get anywhere near either of those two.

Come on, they're not that bad.

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Come on, they're not that bad.

Pussy and tits don’t change who they are.

Both are ugly people. But I’d say dingbat Noem is arguably uglier (and orders of magnitude stupider, intelligence being a dimension of attractiveness for me) than supplicant Bondi. Physically, Noem has made her face truly hideous. That there are guys who find that unnatural butchery attractive staggers my mind.

If those two were my only female choices, I'd really have to give God extra thanks that I was made Bisexual.

I'd have angry sex with Kristi. Don't care for her as a person, but it's just a fuck. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Kristi