Why do guys jack off?

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For the same reasons men climb mountians. Cause its there.

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I would assume for the same reason women do.

They have needs, and there isn't always someone around to relieve them.

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Yes, pretty much that.

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Ah, yes, "milking the rocket" as I have heard it referred to, seems to be a means to an end for men, whether that end is gratification, validation of their masculinity, or both. But for women, masturbation is a way to learn how your body feels pleasure and how to receive that pleasure.

There is a subtle difference.

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Because it's there~!!!! mmmmmmm damn I wanna do it now!

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Because I really really like it. I like seeing others do it as well. It turns me on so much.

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Ah, yes, "milking the rocket" as I have heard it referred to, seems to be a means to an end for men, whether that end is gratification, validation of their masculinity, or both. But for women, masturbation is a way to learn how your body feels pleasure and how to receive that pleasure.

There is a subtle difference.

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I'm sorry, but I have to take exception to this. It's easy to take the 'men are brutes' approach, but it's a complete myth in regards to this subject. While it's true that males really do seem to need orgasm has a means of calming a persistent erection, it's fallacious to think we haven't spent our entire adult lives and a tremendous amount of energy into honing our skill into an art of its own.

Believe me, I have a definite ritual that has been refined to the point of playing my erogenous zones like a stradivarius. I've spent hours in a single session of self pleasuring that ended in climaxes that were incredibly mind blowing. My masturbation isn't meant to be a five minute wank.

No, the idea that we haven't spent the time to use every sense and every impulse in order to make it last and to squeeze every neuron in our minds to enhance the feeling ignore who we are. We are men. Orgasm is our prime objective and the more intense and mind blowing the last one was, the more we desire to exceed that in the next.

You have seriously underestimated just how central masturbation is to our sexuality.

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An astute reply. I like your style.

I'm afraid my experience of male masturbation is frightfully limited. Unfortunately, online porn is my only reference. I must therefore apologise to those gentlemen whom take the more sensual approach to masturbation.

Your reply was hugely informative, well received, a pleasure to read and, I must say, rather arousing.

I shall retire to my boudoir and diddle myself.

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Is there some deeper meaning to this question?

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Well, you don't want them to explode, do you? They've gotta get rid of it somehow. I heard that if guys don't spank the monkey from time to time, they can get to a point where it would be inadvisable to sneeze.

Milik: "Are you high?"

Me: "Not right now."

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If you think his reply was good, you should try his stories. They'll keep you in your boudoir for a week, lol.

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An astute reply. I like your style.

I'm afraid my experience of male masturbation is frightfully limited. Unfortunately, online porn is my only reference. I must therefore apologise to those gentlemen who take the more sensual approach to masturbation.

Your reply was hugely informative, well received, a pleasure to read and, I must say, rather arousing.

I shall now retire to my boudoir and diddle myself.

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