How to lose your job... ABC style

31 Jul 2014

Sip your coffee obnoxiously loud during meetings while your boss and coworkers are talking.

31 Jul 2014

tell client that the boss is jerking off and will be with them when he is done

31 Jul 2014

Utter unimaginable uses of urine to unsuspecting underlings

31 Jul 2014

Voice your support of the competitions product while standing on your desk.

1 Aug 2014

Wax your pubic area - and tell everyone (same sex and opposite sex) about it multiple times - of course, with full on pictures of your smooth region - tell them how great it feels and overly encourage them to get one - even offer to go with them to provide company during the procedure

25 Sep 2014

X-rated calendar of your boss's husband hanging behind your desk.

25 Sep 2014

Yell out to everyone that you have just screwed the bosses wife.

26 Sep 2014

annoy all customers until there is no one coming in to do busuness

26 Sep 2014

B-Bringing in brownies laced with exlax and Mary Jane as a snack for everyone after lunch.

24 Nov 2014

C - Copy pictures of the boss banging all his secretaries in the break room...

24 Nov 2014

Don't wear any underwear then do show and tell at the corporate meeting.

26 Nov 2014

E - Entertain the rest of the office by reading Lush Erotic Stories to them during lunch hour... in the boss's office...while he's in there...with his secretary...fucking her...

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

26 Nov 2014

Fuck everybody in the office and then take video to black mail them all later.

26 Nov 2014

Gross them out by garbage picking in the mens bathroom

10 Dec 2014

help yourself to office supplies

10 Dec 2014

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Indulge in having sex with the boss and his wife and taping it and showing it to the entire office at a staff meeting.

12 Dec 2014

Jumping rope with the rubber bands

13 Dec 2014

Kicking and tripping people while they walk past your desk....

13 Dec 2014

Licking customers faces

13 Dec 2014

Masturbating at your desk

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/cheers-5

13 Dec 2014

Not replying to Emails

13 Dec 2014

Open every drawer and door in the office

13 Dec 2014

Pee in the middle of the conference room.

18 Dec 2014

Quote by Americanheart
Open every drawer and door in the office

Sounds like so much fun haha
Quack loudly and randomly during a phonecall with an important client

23 Dec 2014

Run through the office naked

12 May 2015

Shred important documents and leave them in a pile on your boss's chair

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

12 May 2015

Tie office doors closed with staff in them

13 May 2015

No one has a good "U" way to get fired? Unplug all electronic devices. Every night.

This thread cracks me up, by the way.

13 May 2015

Quote by bill11
Tie office doors closed with staff in them

I can see you doing this, Bill.

Forward emails between your boss and his mistress to his wife computer

14 May 2015

That would be "vorward" Leesi!

Women: Walk into the men's room during lunch and start doing your make-up

[Men: Emerge from stall in ladies' room holding sports page] but that can be for "E"