Cursing the CEO at the annual Board meeting
Declare that you voted for Trump
Finger fucking the bosses wife on his desk
Giving the boss's 18 year old daughter her first sexual experience in plain view of a security camera
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Walking around your place of work with a perpetual hard-on.
Xylophone battles in the break room. Which is basically like dueling banjos, but with weird, ringing precussion instruments.
Yelling obscenities in the company day care center
Assume the position every time your boss walks by
Beating off in your cubicle
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calling you boss at 2am and asking if he has Sir Walter Raleigh in a can and not disguising your voice
Drinking so much at a client's Christmas party that you piss in his aquarium on a dare. True story at my work from before I was there. He was fired the next morning.
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Emerging from the supply closet with your shirt untucked, your hair askew and your fly down.
Forgetting about a huge project and trying to adlib your way through a presentation
Giving out weed brownies in the breakroom
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holding an orgy in the conference room
Inserting office supplies into various orifices.
Jumping into bed with the secretary
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Kissing the bosses wife on her boobs
Letting the boss kiss you on your boobs just as his wife walks in.
Mooning the room at the annual stockholders meeting
Orgasm at your desk everyday at lunch
Quitting for the day, everyday, at 4:00. But you don't leave. You prop your feet on your desk, crack open a beer and crank up 80's hair band rock until 5:00.
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Refusing to share the office popcorn with Mr E.
Showing IRS auditors where the boss hides his secret ledgers (and his porn stash)
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
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