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I am in my favorite spot below amy.
I am also hoping she is okay.
I am thinking about doing my work....then thinking that i won't!
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I'm going to have a cup of soup.
"I am"... I said, To no one there , And no one heard at all , Not even the chair
Quote by kiera
I am considering taking a vow of celibacy


Sorry I couldn't resist
I AM.... amazed you all can really make something out of nothing .NICE ..it get better!
Quote by CyberKing69
I AM.... amazed you all can really make something out of nothing .NICE ..it get better!


I am pouting that you cannot believe us fabulous lush ladies cant come up with all types of nonsense and make these threads work
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
I AM...Impressed...and thinking of going gold now !
Quote by kiera
I am considering taking a vow of celibacy

You're more than welcome to take the veil, as I did, KK.
I know Mother Abbess would welcome you into the Chattering Order Of Saint Chlamydia.
I am thinking that I am on an enforced vow of celibacy
Because it's far easier on the soft furnishings.

I am happy to see you trinkletoes
Quote by Cindertoffee
Because it's far easier on the soft furnishings.

I am happy to see you trinkletoes


If it's far easier on the soft furnishings, take it to the hard furnishings. Why quit altogether?

I AM very happy to see you too Cinderella.

I wouldn't mind some hard furnishings right about now.
Quote by trinket


If it's far easier on the soft furnishings, take it to the hard furnishings. Why quit altogether?

I AM very happy to see you too Cinderella.

I wouldn't mind some hard furnishings right about now.


HONESTLY!!!

Smut is all you think about since the menopause hit.



I am, of course, joking.

(it more sort of "crept up".......)

I am wondering if I should be here
I am thinking about bacon for breakfast this morning
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
I am waiting for a message from the same person...lol
I am glad it's Friday!
Quote by bobbie93
I am waiting for a message from the same person...lol


LOL

I am informing you that I have sent Shi and IM and email informing her that you and I are waiting most impatiently to hear from her.

I am hiding all my valuables as there is a scouser about...Fucking scousers

Hey Carl
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
I am going to miss everyone here so much.
I am having Salt 'n' pepper chicken with fried rice yum!!! smile
Quote by kiera
I am a virgin







I am not a scouser!
Quote by Carl_H







I am not a scouser!


I am unsurprised that Carl is in denial re his ..quite frankly questionable origins..If I was a scouser...which I hasten to add I am not thank fuck..I'd deny it aswell...just sayin
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx