Kiera is really Kieran O'lottsatits the famous Irish rugby playing farmer, when not playing rugby he has his arm in a cow, he says its artificial insemination, but his other hand is always tucked in his trousers.
Bobbie is really a one eyed transvestite called Bob...his dicks so small he uses cheerios as sex toys when he matsurbates..Tesco are making a bundle on his cereal purchases
Kiera is mentally disturbed, believes she is related to Russian Royalty. She lives the imperial lifestyle in a two up two down in Islington.
Bobbie has more hair growing between her legs than she has on her head.
NotMarcia has repeated identity crisis's..last i heard she thought her name was Bob
Kiera is the daughter of a vampire and Humpty Dumpty and drinks the yokes of eggs at night
Ewww i hate eggs
Bobbie eats to many eggs and well u dont wanna be around her when she fartss...that said tho shes loaded and is the soul owner for the stink bomb franchise
my kk suffers from gingervitas.. her breath smells like ginger
My Ginger is Lewis Hamiltons new Mascot..we all thought she was kinda nuts when she lept onto his F1 Car to gee him on and sung Rule Britannia in an insainly unpleasant and out of tune voice...but we dont care any more, she clung on and he won the race. she was invited to tea with the queen for that..altho her Majesty wisely didnt ask her to sing for her
Chatty is a legend in my local hospital for the highest numbers of times visited with injuries of a sexual nature
Luckywish holds the record for the greatest number of wet t-shirt competitions won by one person.
Sarah was a party in a five course meal!!
Kiera has agreed to come see me next month on her vacation
Still sucks her thumb at night.
Rick has a grandmother who lived in a lighthouse. She used to flash every 30 seconds.
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
she loves to eat with her hands and feet
She is really Tim McGraw, impersonating a woman.
Chatty has autoanal with himself every damn night
Kiera comes to see me for all her health and beauty treatments in fact she employs me full time
Bobbies real name is bobbles but she got tired of being compared to one of those bobbing ostrich thingies. You know the thingies that look like a pencil on a spring with a beak at one end and fluffy feathers at the other end? Yep one of those. Hey bobble?
