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billy
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Had sex with aliens
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
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Jenny can juggle 3 cats while riding a unicycle backwards and blindfolded
Kiera
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Had sex with aliens


You forgot to mention I saved the Earth from Horny Alien invasion Billy, shame on you...im like A Top notch British Avenger.

Chatty likes to dress up as the Black Widow and wishes he was an Avenger like me.

Hey babes, hows Dave this morning...Dont forget his tea when you take him his hay, he complained you forgot it last time when he emailed me last night. And please do tell him mummy is so proud of his skipping skills he's such a clever boy.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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She Likes to drink milk from the carton

Good Morning KK... Long time no see
Kiera
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Hey Sheri good to see you too, i been bit busy so wasnt about much.

Sheri once entered a race against, a slug, a snail and a tortoise and proudly got 4th place, a badge (she never takes off) and a certificate which she framed and has hung on her living room wall.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Kiera has recently admitted to the world she is my bitch, I am soooo glad that I can allow the pride I feel at being her owner can now be transmitted to the world
curious3045
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Has never exaggerated or lled in her life
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Trinket is bald, has been since a nasty incident in a combine harvester with her first love
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I was involved in a combine accident caused by her. But OMG I would do it again.
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Trinket has to change her AV every 45 minutes because she is wanted by INTEPOL for operating a brussel sprout smuggling ring - her street name is Madame B.S. And she thought mentioning the veggie within her list of 58 dislikes would throw them off smile
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HE caused the combine accident, and lost his tail.



Awe shucks ...now everyone knows I have no tail. I am going to have to get asstic surgery



Chatty does everything ass backwards
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Puppy is building a list of doggie tail donors, he has had 5 tail transplants so far but all 5 tails have rejected him
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Careful with eating too many beans near Bobbie because she can put a no farting spell on you which can result in a gaseous self combustion explosion.
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Our Trinks escaped from the circus, Be very cautious when approaching as her PSTD from lion taming ensures her whips are always in her hands
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Tranquil can do over 100 consecutive back flips while singing the children's classic song "If you're happy and you know it"
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Chatty won the World Gurning Championship without having to alter his face
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Using a rubber band shot from her fingers, Bobbie can kill a fly from 10 meters away.

While that is impressive, it is a bit worrisome why she needs to do that dozens of times per day while in her home...
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Chatnstroke lost both arms in a terrifying accident involving to rubber bands and a bobbie pin. shh he doesn't like discussing it. luckily he has voice command on his computer to enjoy us here on lush.
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I'm ok now thanks - ever since I learned to type with my toes, I've been able to deal with the incident better.

Tranquil saves all of her belly button lint and makes small teddy bears out of it - placing each one in a jar for safe keeping - she averages about one new bear per day
Tranquil
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[Tranquil saves all of her belly button lint and makes small teddy bears out of it - placing each one in a jar for safe keeping - she averages about one new bear per day



My own personalised voodoo dolls. (I collect the fluff from chatnstrokes's yoga matt and stick it in my belly button area to hide it. i thought he would be so embarrassed to talk about his personal excretions and their collecting so much dust. Silly me.

ChatnStrokes is so proud of his butt cheeks, he sent a photo of it to the Queen of England (She admires it daily).
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lol... I currently have a need for a voodoo doll or two so that is excellent to know smile

While on a vacation trip last year, Tranquil participated in a world record event - a nude mini golf marathon... quite impressive was during the 62 hour event, she led all participants with the most "holes-in-one". Since she was far from home she never thought people would find out...
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As a hobby, Kiera paints pictures of flowers with... her arse:
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chatty once operated a hot dog stand, said it was the only way he could get girls to touch his "weiner". on a related note chatty was arrested for false advertisement when it was found he advertised foot longs but his weiner only filled up a third of the bun