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The amazing and outrageous things Tranquil can do is limitless... one to share now is her ability to communicate with squirrels. She goes into the forest and talks with them about all sorts of stuff. Scientists believe she is able to do this because she possess something that the squirrels admire: a deep, almost carnal, appreciation for nuts.
Kiera
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Chatty's arse is so firm and tight like that in his Avi seens he munched out a few days before on apples, pears, coctail sausages...and my pizza and was for some reason unknown to me to date stricken down with a severe bout of constipation...pour soul

Hey Lovely

Hug Dave for me tell him his mummy loves him he is such a good boy.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
midnight900
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Kiera has an extremely disturbing crush on David Hasselhoff.
midnight900
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Hey Kiera!

Yes, so basically you have a huge crush on ME since I'm the Hoff. And because of that you watch Baywatch marathons every weekend... and you quote all the episodes perfectly.
Tranquil
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Oh Midnight, Kiera applied for a bay watch babe position many times, you just kept her on that casting couch for so long that no matter how much makeup was applied to her butt cheeks they couldn't hind the button impressions.
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Tranquil can blink her eyes so fast she is able to create a spark strong enough to start a fire. This amazing ability has her as a quite the desired partner on the "Naked and Afraid" series... well that... and how good she looks in fig leaves smile
MovingOn14
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Hardly anyone is aware of Chatnstroke's VIP role with Hane's corporation as the senior tester of elasticity in their new line of G-strings for men. Look for him soon to star in a commercial with Michael.



Class of 82 - The Little Sister Halloween Party ~ My newest story preparing for the annual fraternity Halloween party.
Journey With You ~ A love poem about a full life shared.
The Game's Ultimate Prize ~ The evening begins with cocktails ... a recommended read.
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MovingOn has an amazing musical capability. Using only sounds from his body (i.e. slaps, farts, burps, snorts, etc) he can play instrumental versions of most any pop music song.
simar
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With the Indian Government putting up more taxes on ciggies, MovingOn provides them for cheaper prize.....its a job actually,you know, It all depends you wanna have it "hand" it you or "blow" it to you
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Simar has the amazing ability to beautifully sing a Portuguese Fado from start to finish while stuffing his mouth full and eating mashed potatoes.
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Chatnstroke jumped bail and is hiding out in a remote cabin in Alaska.
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I should have picked a warmer location...

Chanel is the inventor and patent holder of a tiny vacuum cleaner designed solely to suck out belly button lint - it's a bit perplexing as to why she's been unable to sell any.
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Chatnstroke was pulled over by the traffic cops last night for what appeared like erratic driving. When asked to step out of the vehicle and presume the position, he got down on his hands and knees and started grunting like a pig. needless to say you can go visit him in famous broad moor hospital during the hours of 9am and 10 am or 2 pm to 4pm. over wise he is in his therapy session or zoned out on his overly prescribed drugs
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Thanks for sharing the visiting hours info. I do hope folks visit me.

Tranquil can perform an amazing language translation. Here's how it works... on a 4 inch square piece of paper, write something in a non - English language and roll it up into a tight ball. Tranquil then swallows it whole. The next time she poops, in the fecal matter will be the intact paper ball and when it is pulled apart, you'll see that the words are now translated into English!
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Ah its a very rare talent.

ChatnStroke has been known to shed a tear when watching the reruns of The Wombles.
I have it on good authority he even masturbates when ever lady Chalot appears.
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Ah its a very rare talent.

ChatnStroke has been known to shed a tear when watching the reruns of The Wombles.
I have it on good authority he even masturbates when ever lady Chalot appears.


Tranquil... I swear you must have hidden cameras on me somewhere...

Curious is able to recite word for word the entire script from Les Misérables - all 280 minutes - and with rather decent impersonations of each character.
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Chatty can play the jewish nose flute with his arse, the other day he sucked instead of blowing hence his AV
rm6905
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Maebee is now taking jewish nose flute lessons from chatnstroke.
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Kiera drinks so much tea, she glows orange x
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Trinket likes to use the disguise in her avatar to get dance troupes in southern Spain to accept her as a Flamenco dancer with a battered twist.
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Fleshlover never changes those boxers.



I think your blinded by my perfect package ;)
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Her Avatar is really her and was snapped just after a recent particularly energetic sexual experience.


Oh hey thank you by the way! I'm sorry thats all the bandages I had.