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lol... you failed to mention that the Judge is hung like Rufus... ask Kiera for his measurements lol... smile

Mysteria is a sports gambler's dream lover because she gets psychic when she orgasms - let me explain.

At the peak of her orgasm - as she is lost in her pleasure - and moaning loudly... her SO will ask her something like "What is the final score going to be of the Chiefs and Raiders game" - and in her trance she'll yell out "Chiefs 24! Raiders 17!"... amazingly she is right 80% of the time - and she and her SO think her accuracy is higher the stronger her orgasms are... which makes it all the better for our orgasmic Mysteria :)


That was so funny....I wish....


Chatty got a juicer for Christmas last year and makes himself all these crazy and healthy juice concoctions. Fruit ones, vegetable ones all kinds. The best thing about the drinks is for some reason it makes his cock get these amazing hard ons. He drinks the smoothies almost all day.

Mary his crazy neighbor is really his neighborhood whore will come over to blow him when his wife is sleeping. His poor wife gives him head like 8 times a day. She has come down with TMJ. So Mary will help her out with the rest of the blow jobs for the day.

You would think chatty would stop drinking the damn smoothies so his wife could recover. Tsk tsk chatty....
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That was so funny....I wish....


Chatty got a juicer for Christmas last year and makes himself all these crazy and healthy juice concoctions. Fruit ones, vegetable ones all kinds. The best thing about the drinks is for some reason it makes his cock get these amazing hard ons. He drinks the smoothies almost all day.

Mary his crazy neighbor is really his neighborhood whore will come over to blow him when his wife is sleeping. His poor wife gives him head like 8 times a day. She has come down with TMJ. So Mary will help her out with the rest of the blow jobs for the day.

You would think chatty would stop drinking the damn smoothies so his wife could recover. Tsk tsk chatty....


lol... well it is all part of testing the smoothies to sell to the world... at least that is what I tell my wife smile

Mysteria can do a pretty amazing party game trick - careful if she approaches you with this fun wager... just by looking at someone who is in full clothing, she can tell how many pubic hairs they have within a margin of error of just 5 hairs.

She gets it right 9 times out of 10 - the one type that throws her are cute women who have jungles down below... but besides that, she just knows...

Except for the bald eagles, figuring out if she was correct can sometimes take awhile - but that is all part of the fun :)
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lol... well it is all part of testing the smoothies to sell to the world... at least that is what I tell my wife smile

Mysteria can do a pretty amazing party game trick - careful if she approaches you with this fun wager... just by looking at someone who is in full clothing, she can tell how many pubic hairs they have within a margin of error of just 5 hairs.

She gets it right 9 times out of 10 - the one type that throws her are cute women who have jungles down below... but besides that, she just knows...

Except for the bald eagles, figuring out if she was correct can sometimes take awhile - but that is all part of the fun :)



That is so funny....

Chatty loves to go in bumper cars. He will rent out the whole bumper car place. In fact he even pays the operators to leave for the day. He is really an exhibitionist and loves to be nude. So he invites all his friends to come and ride the bumper cars in the nude.

He even invite Shotgun to be the security guard with his big gun. Shotgun will not leave without his gun.

Chatty and his friends has so much fun in the nude riding the cars. He plays his favorite songs from his playlist which are:

1. Wild Thing
2. I'm Too Sexy
3. Nasty
4. I'm A virgin
5. Material Girl

He really loves the songs from the 80's. It is so much fun to be invited to Chatty's Bumper Car Parties. Usually at the end, all his friends get into a large circle and jerk each other off. It is quite a scene......Wow Chatty.....
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That is so funny....

Chatty loves to go in bumper cars. He will rent out the whole bumper car place. In fact he even pays the operators to leave for the day. He is really an exhibitionist and loves to be nude. So he invites all his friends to come and ride the bumper cars in the nude.

He even invite Shotgun to be the security guard with his big gun. Shotgun will not leave without his gun.

Chatty and his friends has so much fun in the nude riding the cars. He plays his favorite songs from his playlist which are:

1. Wild Thing
2. I'm Too Sexy
3. Nasty
4. I'm A virgin
5. Material Girl

He really loves the songs from the 80's. It is so much fun to be invited to Chatty's Bumper Car Parties. Usually at the end, all his friends get into a large circle and jerk each other off. It is quite a scene......Wow Chatty.....


lol... the constant bumping when in the cars is great foreplay before the circle jerk. Shotgun - now that Mysteria has told the world... you best bring a bigger gun for the next event to keep out the party crashers smile

Mysteria has a very large ear canal - could even be the largest in the world. It is so wide that her SO (who has a nice sized cock) can ear fuck her - and they both enjoy doing this. Mysteria actually thinks it helps with her writing because it is a way for her SO's cock to get closer to her creatively erotic mind. While she really does enjoy it, she's pretty firm with her SO that he cannot cum in her ear as that might be a damaging - or at least uncomfortable.

Unfortunately, the other night her SO was getting a bit too worked up while humping her ear and shot a big load... I would have liked being a fly on the wall at the urgent care place when Mysteria had to get her ear drained... just imagine what the nurse and doctor must have been thinking... lol :)
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lol... the constant bumping when in the cars is great foreplay before the circle jerk. Shotgun - now that Mysteria has told the world... you best bring a bigger gun for the next event to keep out the party crashers smile

Mysteria has a very large ear canal - could even be the largest in the world. It is so wide that her SO (who has a nice sized cock) can ear fuck her - and they both enjoy doing this. Mysteria actually thinks it helps with her writing because it is a way for her SO's cock to get closer to her creatively erotic mind. While she really does enjoy it, she's pretty firm with her SO that he cannot cum in her ear as that might be a damaging - or at least uncomfortable.

Unfortunately, the other night her SO was getting a bit too worked up while humping her ear and shot a big load... I would have liked being a fly on the wall at the urgent care place when Mysteria had to get her ear drained... just imagine what the nurse and doctor must have been thinking... lol :)


Omg...so funny


Chatty has gotten interested in using chocolate while having sex. He loves for his SO to drip the hot chocolate on his cock. He also loves for her to mash bananas on his nipples and spray whipped cream on his balls.

Then she gives him pleasure. Except his poor wife had a reaction and ended up in the hospital with some kind of allergy.

Mary the neighbor has to come to his house to do the human sundae on him. He really is quite demanding with the good play on his body. He really gets off by this.

Very odd....
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Omg...so funny


Chatty has gotten interested in using chocolate while having sex. He loves for his SO to drip the hot chocolate on his cock. He also loves for her to mash bananas on his nipples and spray whipped cream on his balls.

Then she gives him pleasure. Except his poor wife had a reaction and ended up in the hospital with some kind of allergy.

Mary the neighbor has to come to his house to do the human sundae on him. He really is quite demanding with the good play on his body. He really gets off by this.

Very odd....


lol... odd yes... but pleasurable... and Mary is the best neighbor for sure smile

Mysteria recently set the world record for archery by having every arrow she shot hit the gold inner circle. She accomplished this at the Nude Olympics - easily blowing away the competition.

She is the best in the world and would easily win the Gold medal at the real Olympics. So you might be wondering why she doesn't compete in the real Olympics... well it's a bit odd and involves two reasons.

First, when she is clothed, her aim is awful - and the 2nd reason might explain why... before she puts an arrow on her bow, she runs the tip of the arrow along her pussy - it's both for good luck and her sweet pussy juice helps the arrow pierce the target better.

Seeing as the real Olympics requires proper clothing, she can't compete nude so she is resigned to set her records in the nude :)
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Trinket is actually called "The Ballerina Mistress." she loves to dominate men while she is dressed in her tutus and her toe shoes. She looks so pretty in her ballerina outfits and her whip. Her clients really get off by her.

A little pain and a nutcracker dance by the Ballerina Mistress......
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lol... odd yes... but pleasurable... and Mary is the best neighbor for sure smile

Mysteria recently set the world record for archery by having every arrow she shot hit the gold inner circle. She accomplished this at the Nude Olympics - easily blowing away the competition.

She is the best in the world and would easily win the Gold medal at the real Olympics. So you might be wondering why she doesn't compete in the real Olympics... well it's a bit odd and involves two reasons.

First, when she is clothed, her aim is awful - and the 2nd reason might explain why... before she puts an arrow on her bow, she runs the tip of the arrow along her pussy - it's both for good luck and her sweet pussy juice helps the arrow pierce the target better.

Seeing as the real Olympics requires proper clothing, she can't compete nude so she is resigned to set her records in the nude :)


So flipping funny.....


Chatty had another party at his home. This time all the men got naked and the women were given anal plugs. They were then blindfolded and told they had to crawl to a man and stick the plug in one of their asses.

My god Chatty this is a very kinky game. It was very interesting to watch this crazy sexual and very kinky game....
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So flipping funny.....


Chatty had another party at his home. This time all the men got naked and the women were given anal plugs. They were then blindfolded and told they had to crawl to a man and stick the plug in one of their asses.

My god Chatty this is a very kinky game. It was very interesting to watch this crazy sexual and very kinky game....


lol... the idea for it came from seeing "Pin the Tail on Donkey" being played smile

We've previously written about Mysteria's flatulence problems when she eats Mexican food... here is one more interesting fact about her farting prowess.

Her farts are so potent with gas that if she (or some brave soul) holds a lighter near her anus when she is letting one rip... not just a poof flame happens like with most people but instead it's like her ass turns into a blowtorch... and the intense flame stays running for 5-15 minutes.

While this can be quite dangerous, it has also proven to be quite handy with odd jobs around the house when some soldering is needed :)
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lol... the idea for it came from seeing "Pin the Tail on Donkey" being played smile

We've previously written about Mysteria's flatulence problems when she eats Mexican food... here is one more interesting fact about her farting prowess.

Her farts are so potent with gas that if she (or some brave soul) holds a lighter near her anus when she is letting one rip... not just a poof flame happens like with most people but instead it's like her ass turns into a blowtorch... and the intense flame stays running for 5-15 minutes.

While this can be quite dangerous, it has also proven to be quite handy with odd jobs around the house when some soldering is needed :)



So funny....love it...



Chatty loves to sit on his law mower and mow his grass. He lives on acres of property. While he is sitting on his mower he's rubbing one out. Stroking his big cock up and down, up and down.

Sad thing is once he is all done mowing and on the verge of coming the priest to his church is visiting his wife to bless their home. Chatty has a major erection out by the garage. The priest goes to shake his hand but Chatty has just come into his palm.

Omg...Chatty....the priest is horrified and starts yelling our fathers. He tells chatty to go to confession to repent his sins...
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So funny....love it...



Chatty loves to sit on his law mower and mow his grass. He lives on acres of property. While he is sitting on his mower he's rubbing one out. Stroking his big cock up and down, up and down.

Sad thing is once he is all done mowing and on the verge of coming the priest to his church is visiting his wife to bless their home. Chatty has a major erection out by the garage. The priest goes to shake his hand but Chatty has just come into his palm.

Omg...Chatty....the priest is horrified and starts yelling our fathers. He tells chatty to go to confession to repent his sins...


lol... I'll take the high road and not say anything regarding priests lol...

Mysteria belongs to a rather interesting, quite liberal, adult-only church... and she is in charge of getting the church members to donate money. Since taking the position, she has set records for the amount given during services.

Prior what they did was just pass around a basket for the folks attending to toss a few coins or dollars in... but now... Mysteria gets fully nude and straps the basket around herself so the opening is facing up from her upper back (just below her neck). Then, on her hands and knees, she crawls among the pews and performs oral sex on every man and woman.

As she is doing it, the donation basket is perfectly positioned for the oral recipient to place money in. As Mysteria feels the money, she gets more into her oral pleasure - which only makes folks want to give more. Donations instantly went up 9000% and attendance is up quite a bit too... to orally please everyone who attends, the service was taking 6 hours - nobody was really complaining but Mysteria recruited some others (men and women) to do the donation oral crawl. It's been a great success smile
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lol... I'll take the high road and not say anything regarding priests lol...

Mysteria belongs to a rather interesting, quite liberal, adult-only church... and she is in charge of getting the church members to donate money. Since taking the position, she has set records for the amount given during services.

Prior what they did was just pass around a basket for the folks attending to toss a few coins or dollars in... but now... Mysteria gets fully nude and straps the basket around herself so the opening is facing up from her upper back (just below her neck). Then, on her hands and knees, she crawls among the pews and performs oral sex on every man and woman.

As she is doing it, the donation basket is perfectly positioned for the oral recipient to place money in. As Mysteria feels the money, she gets more into her oral pleasure - which only makes folks want to give more. Donations instantly went up 9000% and attendance is up quite a bit too... to orally please everyone who attends, the service was taking 6 hours - nobody was really complaining but Mysteria recruited some others (men and women) to do the donation oral crawl. It's been a great success smile



Omg...so funny

Chatty has gotten a job driving the Oscar Meyer Weiner truck that is shaped like a hot dog. It's the coolest truck ever. He sometimes will jack off in the truck. I guess with all the freaking hot dogs all over the place he gets very turned on.

He is very kinky and wraps a bun around his cock and jacks off in the bun. It is really weird. He did that and the bun was filled with come and then he put a hot dog in the bun and gave it to some gorgeous woman.

She loved the tasted of the hot dog of come. He then decided he would start his own hot dog business putting his come on the hot dogs.

He made a fortune...nice going Chatty....
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Omg...so funny

Chatty has gotten a job driving the Oscar Meyer Weiner truck that is shaped like a hot dog. It's the coolest truck ever. He sometimes will jack off in the truck. I guess with all the freaking hot dogs all over the place he gets very turned on.

He is very kinky and wraps a bun around his cock and jacks off in the bun. It is really weird. He did that and the bun was filled with come and then he put a hot dog in the bun and gave it to some gorgeous woman.

She loved the tasted of the hot dog of come. He then decided he would start his own hot dog business putting his come on the hot dogs.

He made a fortune...nice going Chatty....


lol... yes... the Cum Dog is now outselling the Corn Dog in every major city smile

Mysteria is an excellent person to take camping - here are just some of the amazing things she can do:

1) She can start a fire with her potent farts
2) She can put out a fire with the gallon of squirting she produces when she masturbates
3) Her pussy is so hot she can cook a hotdog just by slipping it in for a minute
4) With a slight adjustment to her blowjob skills, she can scale a fish in 3 seconds
5) She can open any bottle top with her breasts
6) She prefers to camp in the nude which is great for pitching a tent

Next time you are going camping - make sure to invite Mysteria... she is an amazing camper :)
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Shotgun loves to yodel and he has been going for long walks in the mountains with his gun and yodeling...

He scares all the animals and he isn't even naked.

One time there was a threesome going on and he just watched them go at it.

He did get very excited and was shooting his gun...

Scared the shit out of everybody in the group..

Leave that gun home damn it...
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lol... yes... the Cum Dog is now outselling the Corn Dog in every major city smile

Mysteria is an excellent person to take camping - here are just some of the amazing things she can do:

1) She can start a fire with her potent farts
2) She can put out a fire with the gallon of squirting she produces when she masturbates
3) Her pussy is so hot she can cook a hotdog just by slipping it in for a minute
4) With a slight adjustment to her blowjob skills, she can scale a fish in 3 seconds
5) She can open any bottle top with her breasts
6) She prefers to camp in the nude which is great for pitching a tent

Next time you are going camping - make sure to invite Mysteria... she is an amazing camper :)




So funny...

Chatty loves to rent chainsaws and cut tress down. It's very hard work.

All during the day he is hard but he can't do anything about it. This is frustrating to him.

He asked his customer if he could use her bathroom.

He went inside and jerked off. He was really having a great time. Moaning a lot. He left the door open.

His customer was so turned on she dropped to her knees and sucked his cock. But then her husband walked in and started to scream.

Chatty then told the husband to shut the fuck up and sit down and watch his wife fuck him.

Chatty takes no shit from anybody.

The husband got turned on while chatty fucked his wife. Chatty showed him who is boss.

Don't mess with Chatty the Tree Service Guy....damn it!!!!
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So funny...

Chatty loves to rent chainsaws and cut tress down. It's very hard work.

All during the day he is hard but he can't do anything about it. This is frustrating to him.

He asked his customer if he could use her bathroom.

He went inside and jerked off. He was really having a great time. Moaning a lot. He left the door open.

His customer was so turned on she dropped to her knees and sucked his cock. But then her husband walked in and started to scream.

Chatty then told the husband to shut the fuck up and sit down and watch his wife fuck him.

Chatty takes no shit from anybody.

The husband got turned on while chatty fucked his wife. Chatty showed him who is boss.

Don't mess with Chatty the Tree Service Guy....damn it!!!!


lol... yes and while she was sucking me off I had the chainsaw in my hand - and got it roaring when her hubby walked in - that did help establish a bit of power... then while I was fucking her doggy style in front of him, I was holding the chainsaw up high with it roaring... smile

Mysteria's 8+ hours of kegels everyday continues to payoff. But first I need to explain that... once again... she had another accident that has her in a double arm cast set-up. This time she was having sex with her SO on top of a moving car... car stopped short... she goes tumbling mid-orgasm... broke both arms.

But her pussy is so strong now from the kegels that she is able to do something amazing - helping her be more self-sufficient during her recovery... she can now approach a closed door and engulf the doorknob with her pussy and without moving her body twist the doorknob with her pussy to open the door.

The bonus for her SO and anyone visiting the house is all the doorknobs are covered with her sweet, long lasting pussy juice :)
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lol... yes and while she was sucking me off I had the chainsaw in my hand - and got it roaring when her hubby walked in - that did help establish a bit of power... then while I was fucking her doggy style in front of him, I was holding the chainsaw up high with it roaring... smile

Mysteria's 8+ hours of kegels everyday continues to payoff. But first I need to explain that... once again... she had another accident that has her in a double arm cast set-up. This time she was having sex with her SO on top of a moving car... car stopped short... she goes tumbling mid-orgasm... broke both arms.

But her pussy is so strong now from the kegels that she is able to do something amazing - helping her be more self-sufficient during her recovery... she can now approach a closed door and engulf the doorknob with her pussy and without moving her body twist the doorknob with her pussy to open the door.

The bonus for her SO and anyone visiting the house is all the doorknobs are covered with her sweet, long lasting pussy juice :)



OMG SO funny......

With the upcoming holidays, Chatty has been baking gingerbread houses. He loves to bake and has been having so much fun with it. Of course he does this while he is nude because he is really and exhibitionist.

Instead of holding the cookies together with frosting he is holding it together with come. I know you must think that is totally gross but the sperm actually works as wonderful glue. He still decorates the houses with candy and gum drops and the sperm just acts as the glue.

Well his ginger come houses have been a knockout with friends and family.

His sister in law started to question the taste of the frosting which was really come. She and chatty used to have an affair and she has tasted his come. He just made her suck on his cock to shut her up. Can't let the wife find out that he is fucking her sister. Gotta keep her pumped with come and gingerbread.
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OMG SO funny......

With the upcoming holidays, Chatty has been baking gingerbread houses. He loves to bake and has been having so much fun with it. Of course he does this while he is nude because he is really and exhibitionist.

Instead of holding the cookies together with frosting he is holding it together with come. I know you must think that is totally gross but the sperm actually works as wonderful glue. He still decorates the houses with candy and gum drops and the sperm just acts as the glue.

Well his ginger come houses have been a knockout with friends and family.

His sister in law started to question the taste of the frosting which was really come. She and chatty used to have an affair and she has tasted his come. He just made her suck on his cock to shut her up. Can't let the wife find out that he is fucking her sister. Gotta keep her pumped with come and gingerbread.


lol... funny... the store bought gingerbread kit ones don't stick well... thanks for the idea on how to make it work smile

Mysteria's talents seem to have no end... another one to share here now is her ability to juggle. You might think that is no big deal - lots of folks can juggle... well... not like she can. Let me explain...

She can take three apples and juggle them by only using her breasts... that's right - picture how somebody juggles with their hands, and now replace it with two bouncing breasts... She gets the apples going at a pretty fast pace - AND... as she is doing it she can take a bite from an apple without making them fall. Around and around they go - with her taking bites until all three apples are to the core... and then she squeezes her breasts together and catches each core in the cleavage... :)
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lol... funny... the store bought gingerbread kit ones don't stick well... thanks for the idea on how to make it work smile

Mysteria's talents seem to have no end... another one to share here now is her ability to juggle. You might think that is no big deal - lots of folks can juggle... well... not like she can. Let me explain...

She can take three apples and juggle them by only using her breasts... that's right - picture how somebody juggles with their hands, and now replace it with two bouncing breasts... She gets the apples going at a pretty fast pace - AND... as she is doing it she can take a bite from an apple without making them fall. Around and around they go - with her taking bites until all three apples are to the core... and then she squeezes her breasts together and catches each core in the cleavage... :)





OMG...So Funny.


Chatty has started to skate board. He really loves to do it. It makes him feel really young while he goes down these steep hills and moves his board all over the place. Well recently while he was doing this he had put his anal plug in his ass before riding his skate board. He was having the most amazing vibrations in his asshole while going down this very steep hill.

The vibrations were making his cock really stiff in his jeans After going down the hill he had to jerk off. Well he went behind a tree and pulled his pants down and started to masturbate. Well he was there for a very long time. As he is coming, somebody pulls into their drive way. Jesus, you won't believe who it was.

It was the priest that visited his wife and him just the other day. He had caught him masturbating by their barn. Now he has caught him masturbating behind a tree.

Chatty was very embarrassed and turned on at the same time. The priest didn't know what to say. Again, he told Chatty to meet him tomorrow at church to repent for his sins. In the meantime the priest told him to put his cock away, and say 10 Hail Mary's and 10 Our Fathers.

Chatty you have to be more careful.....
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OMG...So Funny.


Chatty has started to skate board. He really loves to do it. It makes him feel really young while he goes down these steep hills and moves his board all over the place. Well recently while he was doing this he had put his anal plug in his ass before riding his skate board. He was having the most amazing vibrations in his asshole while going down this very steep hill.

The vibrations were making his cock really stiff in his jeans After going down the hill he had to jerk off. Well he went behind a tree and pulled his pants down and started to masturbate. Well he was there for a very long time. As he is coming, somebody pulls into their drive way. Jesus, you won't believe who it was.

It was the priest that visited his wife and him just the other day. He had caught him masturbating by their barn. Now he has caught him masturbating behind a tree.

Chatty was very embarrassed and turned on at the same time. The priest didn't know what to say. Again, he told Chatty to meet him tomorrow at church to repent for his sins. In the meantime the priest told him to put his cock away, and say 10 Hail Mary's and 10 Our Fathers.

Chatty you have to be more careful.....


lol... yes, I really do need to be more careful... or at least make sure I use my butt plugs with a bit better timing smile

When Mysteria is driving her car - and going to somewhere new, she never needs to use GPS or maps or any sort of directions at all... but she still gets to her destination without ever getting lost. You are probably asking... how the hell does she do this? Well... the answer will amaze you...

Her clit guides her.

That's right - she gets in the driver's seat - nude below the waist - and as she drives, somehow - someway - her clit (which is of the larger, more visible type) instinctively knows which way to go and will lean left or right - so all she needs to do is peak down and follow which way it tells her to go...
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Chatty didnt listen to either his mothers, nans or my advice...he stroked so much he is now blind....thus proving Old wives tales are infact true.

Hey Chatty hows our Dave and Fun?


Who... who... is there? I can barely make out a shadow... here... come... come... closer... let me... feel you up... oh... yes Kiera! How are you? lol...

Dave and Fun are doing wonderful thanks - they get along so well... and just earlier Dave was sharing something amazing about his Mum, Kiera. Seems the last time he visited her, Kiera showed him awards she won growing up as being the best impersonator of animal sounds. She even demonstrated a few of her animal sounds to Dave's delight. She gave loud and perfect impersonations of a cow, a duck, a goat and a dog. When Dave asked her to do a rooster, she refused... which he thought was odd... but she seemed a bit awkward with the request so as a good boy he did not pursue.

Well... late that night after everybody went to bed... Dave was startled to hear a loud rooster crowing coming from Kiera's bedroom... turns out she crows like a rooster when she orgasms.. and that is why she was uneasy with his request earlier. Our quick thinking Dave put 1 and 1 together when he heard the whirring vibration sounds and some moaning in between... he did not say anything to his Mum in the morning smile
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lol... yes, I really do need to be more careful... or at least make sure I use my butt plugs with a bit better timing smile

When Mysteria is driving her car - and going to somewhere new, she never needs to use GPS or maps or any sort of directions at all... but she still gets to her destination without ever getting lost. You are probably asking... how the hell does she do this? Well... the answer will amaze you...

Her clit guides her.

That's right - she gets in the driver's seat - nude below the waist - and as she drives, somehow - someway - her clit (which is of the larger, more visible type) instinctively knows which way to go and will lean left or right - so all she needs to do is peak down and follow which way it tells her to go...



So funny...

Chatty loves to suck on charms blow pops while stroking his cock. Except he loves for his significant other to join him while he's sucking his lollipop he will have her spread her legs and fuck her with the lollipop.

He gets her all excited and she comes on his lollipop and then he finishes eating it.

He also loves to put ice pops into her pussy too. But he did ask her to also put the ice pop up his ass. This made him get so excited that he blew the load of his lifetime.

Now whenever they fuck the play with ice pops and lollipops. It's very kinky...
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So funny...

Chatty loves to suck on charms blow pops while stroking his cock. Except he loves for his significant other to join him while he's sucking his lollipop he will have her spread her legs and fuck her with the lollipop.

He gets her all excited and she comes on his lollipop and then he finishes eating it.

He also loves to put ice pops into her pussy too. But he did ask her to also put the ice pop up his ass. This made him get so excited that he blew the load of his lifetime.

Now whenever they fuck the play with ice pops and lollipops. It's very kinky...


lol... it is such sweet and naughty fun smile

Mysteria has a pumpkin patch in her backyard and she grows them for competitions. For the last 5 years, she has won the county fair blue ribbon for the largest pumpkin - and this year she set a world record with one that weighed 2,452 pounds. The other pumpkin competitors keep scratching their heads because going back 6 years ago... Mysteria entries were always small. Everyone has been trying to figure out her secret... so let me share.

Once growing season starts and the seedlings are planted, Mysteria and her SO will have long sex sessions in the pumpkin patch. Her SO is a heavy cummer and she is a heavy squirter - so they make sure that all his cum and her juice gets spread around the pumpkin patch.

As the pumpkins get bigger, they will have sex on top of them - for example, she'll drape herself over one for her SO to fuck her doggy style - or her SO will sit on one and she'll ride him cowgirl - all of this really soaks the pumpkin good.

What they have found is the more sex they have in the pumpkin patch, the bigger the pumpkins get... that's why this past growing season they had sex about 5 times a day in the pumpkin patch... all that hard work paid off with the world record result. Congratulations Mysteria! :)
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lol... it is such sweet and naughty fun smile

Mysteria has a pumpkin patch in her backyard and she grows them for competitions. For the last 5 years, she has won the county fair blue ribbon for the largest pumpkin - and this year she set a world record with one that weighed 2,452 pounds. The other pumpkin competitors keep scratching their heads because going back 6 years ago... Mysteria entries were always small. Everyone has been trying to figure out her secret... so let me share.

Once growing season starts and the seedlings are planted, Mysteria and her SO will have long sex sessions in the pumpkin patch. Her SO is a heavy cummer and she is a heavy squirter - so they make sure that all his cum and her juice gets spread around the pumpkin patch.

As the pumpkins get bigger, they will have sex on top of them - for example, she'll drape herself over one for her SO to fuck her doggy style - or her SO will sit on one and she'll ride him cowgirl - all of this really soaks the pumpkin good.

What they have found is the more sex they have in the pumpkin patch, the bigger the pumpkins get... that's why this past growing season they had sex about 5 times a day in the pumpkin patch... all that hard work paid off with the world record result. Congratulations Mysteria! :)



So funny....

Chatty's wife has just given birth to a baby and he really gets off with breast feeding on his wife's huge jugs. He gets comfortable and just suckles on her nipples and drinks some of her milk. This really gets his wife really horny and she begs him to fuck her.

He just keeps sucking her beautiful breasts until she just goes into a frenzy. Her pussy is soaking wet as he sucks her milk. By this time she is tugging on his cock begging him to fuck her. He doesn't listen and just keeps sucking on her gorgeous tuts. The more he suck the more his wife comes.

Eventually he fucks her good and hard while he breast feeds on her luscious tires. His wife has now turned into quite a slut and chatty is so happy to milk his beautiful wife's tits and fuck her good and hard.

He has been doing this out in public showing all his friends what his hot wife does. He even lets people fuck her while he breast feeds. It's hotter then hell what he makes his wife do. He loves those tits she has.

HE CALLS THEM HIS UDDERS OF GOODNESS....HE BASICALLY MILKS HIS WIFE...
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So funny....

Chatty's wife has just given birth to a baby and he really gets off with breast feeding on his wife's huge jugs. He gets comfortable and just suckles on her nipples and drinks some of her milk. This really gets his wife really horny and she begs him to fuck her.

He just keeps sucking her beautiful breasts until she just goes into a frenzy. Her pussy is soaking wet as he sucks her milk. By this time she is tugging on his cock begging him to fuck her. He doesn't listen and just keeps sucking on her gorgeous tuts. The more he suck the more his wife comes.

Eventually he fucks her good and hard while he breast feeds on her luscious tires. His wife has now turned into quite a slut and chatty is so happy to milk his beautiful wife's tits and fuck her good and hard.

He has been doing this out in public showing all his friends what his hot wife does. He even lets people fuck her while he breast feeds. It's hotter then hell what he makes his wife do. He loves those tits she has.

HE CALLS THEM HIS UDDERS OF GOODNESS....HE BASICALLY MILKS HIS WIFE...


lol... your naughty creativity is too good - and too funny... smile

Have you seen the the fun events called "The Color Run"? Here is the description from their web site: "The Color Run is a five-kilometer, un-timed race in which thousands of participants, or “Color Runners”, are doused from head to toe in different colors at each kilometer"

It's a crazy fun event - good for raising money for charities too - all the runners have a blast and end up covered like painted rainbows.

Mysteria has really taken to these events - and she has added an amazing twist to it. As she approaches each kilometer marker (where the runners get doused in paint), she'll drink a bottle of food coloring - a different color each kilometer.

Then... when she is getting doused with paint, she pulls down her shorts and begins to masturbate feverishly... as we know she is a massive squirter... with the food dye she drank, when she orgasms and lets loose her squirting... it comes out in the color of the food dye... which just adds to all the colorful fun :)
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lol... your naughty creativity is too good - and too funny... smile

Have you seen the the fun events called "The Color Run"? Here is the description from their web site: "The Color Run is a five-kilometer, un-timed race in which thousands of participants, or “Color Runners”, are doused from head to toe in different colors at each kilometer"

It's a crazy fun event - good for raising money for charities too - all the runners have a blast and end up covered like painted rainbows.

Mysteria has really taken to these events - and she has added an amazing twist to it. As she approaches each kilometer marker (where the runners get doused in paint), she'll drink a bottle of food coloring - a different color each kilometer.

Then... when she is getting doused with paint, she pulls down her shorts and begins to masturbate feverishly... as we know she is a massive squirter... with the food dye she drank, when she orgasms and lets loose her squirting... it comes out in the color of the food dye... which just adds to all the colorful fun :)



So Funny.....


Chatty has thought of a new thing to do with his left over come. He shoots his come into ice cube trays and then puts water on top of it. Then he freezes them and has all of these wonderful ice cubes with his come.

When all the neighborhood slutty wives come to visit he makes them ice tea and puts the cum ice cubes into their drinks. Well they have tasted his come on numerous occasions and then when the come melts they get a taste of his delicious come. Funny thing is, the wives get all horny and start stripping their clothes and dance for chatty.

I will say it is almost like these bimbos are in a total trance. They all start to feel each others tits and they all finger each other. Chatty has no idea why his come has this kind of effect on these ladies. His wife also has drank the magic tea and she bend over so chatty can fuck her and they both just watch the slutty wives entertain them all.

Chatty has so many orgasms and then he just continues to fill the ice cube trays and pump his wife with cream too.

It is very interesting how the magic tea has this effect on his neighbors....
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So Funny.....


Chatty has thought of a new thing to do with his left over come. He shoots his come into ice cube trays and then puts water on top of it. Then he freezes them and has all of these wonderful ice cubes with his come.

When all the neighborhood slutty wives come to visit he makes them ice tea and puts the cum ice cubes into their drinks. Well they have tasted his come on numerous occasions and then when the come melts they get a taste of his delicious come. Funny thing is, the wives get all horny and start stripping their clothes and dance for chatty.

I will say it is almost like these bimbos are in a total trance. They all start to feel each others tits and they all finger each other. Chatty has no idea why his come has this kind of effect on these ladies. His wife also has drank the magic tea and she bend over so chatty can fuck her and they both just watch the slutty wives entertain them all.

Chatty has so many orgasms and then he just continues to fill the ice cube trays and pump his wife with cream too.

It is very interesting how the magic tea has this effect on his neighbors....


lol... I am definitely going to try this... lol

Mysteria once entered and won a world championship bubble blowing contest. She insisted on going first... which was fine by the other entrants as none of them wanted to go first. She got on the stage - she looked lovely in a sundress- then she unwrapped the pack of bubble gum - and... lifted her sundress which caused a "oh" from the crowd as she wasn't wearing panties. She then turned around so her ass was facing the crowd - and then stuffed the pieces of gum into her ass.

With all the pieces in, she then gyrated her butt cheeks - squeezing them in and out - until the gum inside her ass was ready... then she bent forward slightly and slowly pushed out a fart which created a huge bubble out of her ass... the crowd was wildly applauding until POP! the bubble burst which sent the fart smell exploding out over everyone (remember... Mysteria's farts are potent)... at least 12 people fainted... others threw up... and total chaos broke out...

Her strategy going first worked as the rest of the competitors were too nauseous to even try smile