Random Thoughts

31 Jul 2016

Quote by apptobebad

Did they have 'printing' then?

Listen here young whippersnapper!! bootyshake

1 Aug 2016

2 Aug 2016

Hahaha! Fuck brain freeze

2 Aug 2016

I just downloaded Pokeman Go. Caught my first creature, or whatever you call them. And now have no desire to ever play it again.

3 Aug 2016

exactly.

Say. Her. Name.

4 Aug 2016

5 Aug 2016

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

5 Aug 2016

hmm... ?

Say. Her. Name.

6 Aug 2016

Ponderables:

Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Why do sky divers wear helmets ?

How can there be self-help groups?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive through window of the bank?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?

6 Aug 2016

Quote by Master_Jonathan
Ponderables:

Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Why do sky divers wear helmets ?

How can there be self-help groups?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive through window of the bank?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?