In staying with the religious theme... Today, the Pope announced that after a 10 year secret survey, which involved covert surveillance, including hidden cameras and private detectives following every priest, they have concluded, without any doubt whatsoever, that no Catholic priest has ever had sex, nor has been involved in any inappropriate way with a minor In addition, there are no priests that are alcoholics.
When foreskins are circumsized, they can be put into fertile soil. With the right amount of loving care, a good gardner can grow 6ft dicks out of them. That's where politicians come from.....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i LOL patokl.
Scientists are working on a way to make snow fall just on grassy areas, thus saving all municipalities the costs of snowplowing (though we all know they will keep it in their budgets) and save people the trouble of having to shovel their driveways and sidewalks. In addition, the snow will only fall when the temperature is above 65 degrees.
Armadillo's have a legal right to vote in the state of Texas.
Congress is currently considering a Bill that would make sex between consenting adults (regardless of their sex or marital status, even if they are married to each other) illegal. This is part of an initiative to reduce the population of the USA, as well as eliminate new young voters beginning with the 2036 election. Only politicians will still be allowed to fuck everyone, thus eventually making their offspring the only voters.
A very wealthy businessman once was attacked by his jealous mistress, who cut of his dick with a meatcarver. The businessman died, but the dick survived, took his name and now runs for office as a Republican candidate....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i Until 1974, the word "seen" had been spelled "seene". The word was shortened at the insistence of airline hijacker Cedric Matthews, who diverted a Los Angeles to JFK United Airlines flight to LaGuardia Airport, the new destination only 10 miles from the original. Matthews, a high school English teacher from Columbus, OH had but one demand in exchange for the freedom of the 254 passengers and crewmembers he held at gunpoint on the tarmac for two hours; that Merriam-Webster agree to change the spelling of the word "seene" to "seen". The dictionary publisher agreed to the ridiculous demand for the welfare of the hostages and had no intention of following through with their agreement after the hijacker was apprehended. But the next Webster dictionary did in fact feature the new spelling. Former Merriam-Webster editor Janet Riley recalls "the more we considered the spelling issue, the more we realized that Mr. Matthews was correct, the "e" at the end was unnecessary. We were also well aware of the fact that the change would probably sell a lot of dictionaries. I can't deny that."
Cedric Matthews, convicted and serving a life sentence still insists that it was well worth it.
Well I did hear from really reliable but secretive resources that government has secretely launched BDSM clubs all across the nation. Well everyone knows the fascination of BDSM IN India...and it was high time. Seems that it is only available to high society people at the present. it caters to a lot of fwtishes like hardcore which means bloddy stuff to softcore like just cum denial. The slaves however are allowed to be taken from lower society classes. The masters or mistresses are all high society. You get to live at their houses over the weekend and they use you. Payment seems good ...the highest I've heard is gone up to 700$ over the weekend. My god...that is much higher than my salary per month. I think I might just apply. Foreigners can get special discounts and can also watch and play as switches....
Fun thread Sharpie.
There really are no such things as unicorns.
Masturbation will make one go blind.
The first prize in the international blow job championship is called the Suction Cup...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i The first prize in the international boob size championship is the Bra Cup.
I never ever post 2 posts in a row in any thread! Never have, never will! Ever!!!
trump recently was perusing through the forums and upon seeing this thread has declared the word "untruths" to be interchangeable with the term alternate facts
Today, February 29th, 2017 is the first leap-day ever in an odd numbered year, and the first odd numbered leap year in history.
This is the result of an executive order by you know who. 2018 and 2019 will also be leap years, 2020, a natural leap year will feature a 31 day February.
Trumps eloquent response to critics’ claim that he merely wants 6 more days in office was... “more fake news!”
We’ve recently learned that the president is also working on doubling the length of each and every month, thereby doubling the length of his (first?) term in office.
Similar to the opposite directional flow of flushing toilet water, lock combinations are also reversed on opposite sides of the equator.
For example, if an American has a luggage lock with a combination 25-14-3-20 and travels to Australia, they must dial 20-3-14-25 in order to access their belongings.
Diane Snatchworthy, hospitality director at the Sydney Hilton tells us that reverse luggage combinations are the number one help request among American and European guests. “I wish all our problems were as easily resolved” added Snatchworthy.
The same holds true when Southern Hemispherians travel north of the equator.
Scientists made several announcements today. First, they have discovered the moon has been moving away from the earth at a rate of 10,000 miles a year. it is now nearly 3 times as far away as it was for the last lunar landing. Second, life has been discovered on Mercury. though human shaped, they are fire based. The human torch of the Fantastic Four is currently being trained as an astronaut to go make first contact.
the third full moon in any month is called a Cavendish Moon, because the Cavendish family crest features three silver full moons against a black background
Italian composer Antonio Vivaldi (1678 – 1741) was known to his friends as "Bud".
Bud Vivaldi also invented the Lunch Box.
You speak the untruth Adele! 
(pronounced izh) 
(pronounced ooomf) and 
(pronounced ing) The Catholic Church protested as these symbols were difficult to reproduce in cursive, so they were abandoned.
