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The Gentleman's Guide to Sending Dick Pictures to Random Women on the Internet.
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Do any of y'all have the problem of getting vagina pictures? I can't believe it, nearly every day I open my messages and my folder is full of vag pics. Some are shaved, or trimmed, and some hairy as an Amazon jungle. I have to put on a pith helmet, khakis and use a machete just to weed through those. It's a real safari.
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You open your folder? Don't you have to create folders for different things in your mail section? I've only ever heard of it being called an "inBOX". not an "inFOLDER". You keep a collection?
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Luckily the only dick I was was just a head.. The guy only sent it to tease me. Sadly I am not teased unless a connection is there
Thats not true .. it was all of me .. I was just a lil small that day thats all.
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Quote by intellect
Cough...
That was you? Cough OK ur huge
in my opniion.. i would ask men not to send the dick's picture.
it's a turn off.. it *really* is.
woman go for physical appearance.. ( sexual symbolic men don't show there cock*rolls eyes* )
although it is a sex site.. but then your penis is somthing very private.. you need to show it when you are truely comfortable with the person.. or else you will simply regret it later on.. specially if things don't turn out good in the end.
don't rush things.... there are many other body parts which a woman would love to watch and feel... ( unless she is there for sex only... and so are you lol)
it's a turn off.. it *really* is.
woman go for physical appearance.. ( sexual symbolic men don't show there cock*rolls eyes* )
although it is a sex site.. but then your penis is somthing very private.. you need to show it when you are truely comfortable with the person.. or else you will simply regret it later on.. specially if things don't turn out good in the end.
don't rush things.... there are many other body parts which a woman would love to watch and feel... ( unless she is there for sex only... and so are you lol)
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I think you forgot to add ... don't forget to delete the picture ...
Besides the person you just sent it to not wanting to see it ... no one who randomly uses your computer/phone wants to see it either ...
Besides the person you just sent it to not wanting to see it ... no one who randomly uses your computer/phone wants to see it either ...
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DON'T
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ROFL. Excellent post! Common sense, but for some strange reason I cannot comprehend, it needed to be said.
HINT to all men who cannot handle intelligent post of over three lines: Skip to the last point.
HINT to all men who cannot handle intelligent post of over three lines: Skip to the last point.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt" - Mark Twain (or Lincoln, or Confucius, or...)
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I can sort of understand sending intimate pictures to people that you know..
...but I think the randomness bit is, well, a bit weird.
...but I think the randomness bit is, well, a bit weird.
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Very funny - and yeah, you can add me to the list of guys that never quite understood why anyone would send an unrequested cock photo to someone...except as a joke with someone you know well, maybe. It's just another dick, fellas, not anything extraordinary, amazing, or even particularly interesting in its lonely and solitary context.
Now, if you can get a picture of it shooting fireworks out the tip, or perhaps yodeling, tap dancing, or some comparable activity, then you might have something. Otherwise, no. Just no. And yes, the ladies have voted, and they agree. Fight the urge...
Now, if you can get a picture of it shooting fireworks out the tip, or perhaps yodeling, tap dancing, or some comparable activity, then you might have something. Otherwise, no. Just no. And yes, the ladies have voted, and they agree. Fight the urge...
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+1
But if you desperately need to send it to a random person, better send it to a man. Men are much more interested in dick pics. Don't believe me? Then why are you taking them?
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Sprite, you nailed it. Guys? DON'T SEND ME DICK PICS. I don't care how aroused my story or whatever made you. The block feature is my friend for guys who send me dick pics out of the blue.
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ok ok look point taken .. I wont do that anymore .. inky promise.
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Now, if you can get a picture of it shooting fireworks out the tip, or perhaps yodeling, tap dancing, or some comparable activity, then you might have something. Otherwise, no. Just no. And yes, the ladies have voted, and they agree. Fight the urge...
LOL! Totally had me laughing!
Nice post! I agree! Unless requested, a guy should never send a dick pic... It's just a big no no.
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Btw...hate when this happens...I mean, it really is annoying...
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I keep mine in my Penis Gallery file.
This is the major reason why I have webcam chat disabled. I got so thoroughly hacked off with male 'friends' who thought that interrupting whatever I was doing with a webcam session of them wanking was their idea of a good time that I chose to cut everybody else's webcam access off.
Not cool, not appropriate and not wanted.
Send anything intimate only when you know that it is wanted and appreciated.
Not cool, not appropriate and not wanted.
Send anything intimate only when you know that it is wanted and appreciated.
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Even though you might be moved in the moment to spontaneously take a picture of your erection, a successful dick pic takes time and planning and thought, to get right. Think about colour and shadow and composition and framing. Try adding a bowl of fruit, or draping it in purple satin. At Christmas, you might tie little reindeer antlers to it, and surround it with cotton balls. Honestly, though, if you're going to send a dick pic, it's almost always better to hire a professional to take it for you. They've got all the right lighting equipment, makeup, wardrobe, backdrops, high end cameras and so forth. Women want an artistic statement: A dick pic they would be proud to frame and hang on the living room wall- one that will cause the admiration of friends and family when they come to visit. If your dick pic isn't fit to hang in a museum, don't bother. I mean, think about what is more meaningful and surprising - photographic documentation of the state of your arousal while a woman you're flirting with is causing that arousal, or a beautiful portrait of your member sent a couple of weeks after your chat. I bet you the latter will be the more unexpected surprise that will really brighten her day, especially if you have the picture physically delivered to her work place where all of her colleagues can see and be jealous.
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this thread is BRILLIANT! such useful advice! i came across these and felt they went with the first point:
Say. Her. Name.
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I send my pics out to loads of people .. you either like a huge one or you dont .. retain it or bin it .. your choice.
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I send my pics out to loads of people .. you either like a huge one or you dont .. retain it or bin it .. your choice.
I have yours in my dick folder..I have them ordered by length you are currently in 2nd place Gav is in first
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1) Didn't they use to arrest people for showing their cocks to random strangers? Lol Now somehow with the Internet this is a thing and we are supposed to tolerate it?
2) If you ever had a chance with a girl, you lost it when you showed her your cock without a warning or a request. You kind of put a big stamp on your forehead that says "has problems with self-control"
3) Guys don't seem to understand that women on these chat systems have a gazillion guys hitting on them. Therefore, they have a lot of choices, and probably the very last thing they are looking at to decide if they want to chat with you is your member. Try having a brain. Even better, try having a conversation. About something other than sex, even....
4) I'm pretty sure that 95% of the "women" who are responding positively to your "romantic" D*pics are actually gay men with fake profiles. So the joke is on you.
2) If you ever had a chance with a girl, you lost it when you showed her your cock without a warning or a request. You kind of put a big stamp on your forehead that says "has problems with self-control"
3) Guys don't seem to understand that women on these chat systems have a gazillion guys hitting on them. Therefore, they have a lot of choices, and probably the very last thing they are looking at to decide if they want to chat with you is your member. Try having a brain. Even better, try having a conversation. About something other than sex, even....
4) I'm pretty sure that 95% of the "women" who are responding positively to your "romantic" D*pics are actually gay men with fake profiles. So the joke is on you.
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1) Didn't they use to arrest people for showing their cocks to random strangers? Lol Now somehow with the Internet this is a thing and we are supposed to tolerate it?
2) If you ever had a chance with a girl, you lost it when you showed her your cock without a warning or a request. You kind of put a big stamp on your forehead that says "has problems with self-control"
3) Guys don't seem to understand that women on these chat systems have a gazillion guys hitting on them. Therefore, they have a lot of choices, and probably the very last thing they are looking at to decide if they want to chat with you is your member. Try having a brain. Even better, try having a conversation. About something other than sex, even....
4) I'm pretty sure that 95% of the "women" who are responding positively to your "romantic" D*pics are actually gay men with fake profiles. So the joke is on you.
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