Carlton St. James' Perverse Contributions

The year 2022 hasn't been as prolific for me story-wise as 2020 or 2021, but I figured I'd promote my writings this year and onward. Every once in a while, I may give a shout-out to an old story, but that isn't guaranteed:

Ever Fucked A Trophy Wife?



When a disgruntled office worker attends his boss's Christmas party, how does he handle it when the boss's wife prevents his early departure? Find out in this top ten entry from the 'Coming Together' competition!

Please Jerk Off To Me



The tagline for this micro says, "This ain't a tale about romance," and that is absolutely correct. 'Naughty' completely obliterates 'Nice' in this 90+ word tale.

The Other Side

Beyond a shadow of a doubt, the darkest and most disturbing story I've ever written. A tale about a man subjected to bullying from his significant other who must crawl out of the muck and finally have the joyous rays of the sun shine upon him.

Or does he?

Find out when you read this contribution to the 'Spring Forward' competition, which is my 2nd favourite competition story I've ever written.

A Desire To Inspire



When a couple decides to open their marriage, the wife is fully into it whereas the husband seemingly places roadblocks at every turn. Why isn't he fully committed to their agreement? What will happen when they see the tall, Amazonian goddess at their friend's boat party for the first time in a year? A year since she inspired the best sex they've had in a very long time? Find out the answers to these questions in this 'Swing Into Summer' competition entry!

Three Bags

When a man decides to do a favour for his best friend, he ends up getting a lot more than he bargained for. What information does his best friend's ex have to share? How will he react to said information? Read to find out now!

Morning Proposal


In this micro, follow the tale of a man whose anxiety over a bad presentation leads him to salvation. Just who or what is his saviour?

The Big Booty Struggle



To all of the ladies out there blessed with ample curves down below, who sometimes see it as a curse, this one's for you.

Guilty Conscience

Her husband treats her well, but her thirst and craving for more may just be too powerful to resist. Find out how she deals with it all in this angsty micro!

Cumming To A Head



Marriage is never easy, and sometimes you just have to grit your teeth and work things out... whether that be through fighting or fucking 😈.

The Thrusts And Grinds Of The Incomparable Cheek-Clapper

What happens when a young woman tests fate and recites a chant linked to a naughty urban legend? Find out in my first Halloween contribution since 2020!

Maybe not prolific but your stories are always fun and written "bootyfully". 😎

I enjoy your literature. Imma read everything you've shared, so, be prepared to see hearts and comments from me.

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Maybe not prolific but your stories are always fun and written "bootyfully". 😎

This made me laugh when I first saw it. But on a serious note, thanks brother.

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I enjoy your literature. Imma read everything you've shared, so, be prepared to see hearts and comments from me.

Thank you so much. I know I haven't clacked away at the keys this year like before, so this makes me feel good.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop

Read the inner thoughts of a man while he engages in a forbidden fuck with a younger woman.

The Night After No Nut November

A dominatrix takes advantage of the 'No Nut November' trend and uses five young men to satisfy her cum cravings. Read about what brought her into this femdom life and of course, the depravity that follows.

For me, simply dreadful -- which means, of course, that it will achieve high praise and famous status in no time.

😈❤️😈

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For me, simply dreadful -- which means, of course, that it will achieve high praise and famous status in no time.

😈❤️😈

It'll be the year 2100 before any of my stories reach famous status 😆, but I do love the vote of confidence!

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It'll be the year 2100 before any of my stories reach famous status 😆, but I do love the vote of confidence!

Something can take off unexpectedly and just rocket up there, and it usually pulls a few others higher with it.

Although, looking back through the archives, it seems as if views sitewide fell off a cliff since around July of this year. I know the ratio on my last several releases has not looked right at all. 100+ votes, but not even 5k views? Do your views seem to be out of whack?

The sudden, steep decline makes me wonder if they've perhaps updated some bot/spider filtering of that number, because only the views seem off. That would be good in a way, as it would better reflect actual people reading. Makes Famous and Legendary hopes stretch off far into the future, though.

Then again, if that's what happened, it won't last long. The bot creators are more prolific than any of us could ever dream of being, and no filter list can keep up with them. The numbers will steadily creep up as a fresh wave of internet spiders invade.

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Something can take off unexpectedly and just rocket up there, and it usually pulls a few others higher with it.

Although, looking back through the archives, it seems as if views sitewide fell off a cliff since around July of this year. I know the ratio on my last several releases has not looked right at all. 100+ votes, but not even 5k views? Do your views seem to be out of whack?

The sudden, steep decline makes me wonder if they've perhaps updated some bot/spider filtering of that number, because only the views seem off. That would be good in a way, as it would better reflect actual people reading. Makes Famous and Legendary hopes stretch off far into the future, though.

Then again, if that's what happened, it won't last long. The bot creators are more prolific than any of us could ever dream of being, and no filter list can keep up with them. The numbers will steadily creep up as a fresh wave of internet spiders invade.

My posted blurbs, large and small, have garnered little interest, so it's hard to draw any solid conclusions. In 75+ stories over the past 3 years, they have averaged maybe 800 reads, with only a small handful past 1500. Since April last, the average has dropped to around 500. Votes are better than they were, but I've only gotten to 30 once and only because the ones and twos from the old days got converted to likes. It used to keep me awake at night, ruminating on my limitations as a writer. Now I just drink it off.

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Something can take off unexpectedly and just rocket up there, and it usually pulls a few others higher with it.

Although, looking back through the archives, it seems as if views sitewide fell off a cliff since around July of this year. I know the ratio on my last several releases has not looked right at all. 100+ votes, but not even 5k views? Do your views seem to be out of whack?

The sudden, steep decline makes me wonder if they've perhaps updated some bot/spider filtering of that number, because only the views seem off. That would be good in a way, as it would better reflect actual people reading. Makes Famous and Legendary hopes stretch off far into the future, though.

Then again, if that's what happened, it won't last long. The bot creators are more prolific than any of us could ever dream of being, and no filter list can keep up with them. The numbers will steadily creep up as a fresh wave of internet spiders invade.

I find a lot of older stories, the score to views ratio is crazy. Seeing a story with a 55 score but 60K views to me really isn't it. Score should be in the thousands imo, so I don't mind views from bots being cut if that's the case.

:: sigh :: Just lost a post due to the logout bug.

It depends upon how old the stories are. Just before the category was suddenly removed and the Freemium model was introduced, there was significantly more daily traffic as tracked by web analytics sites. There were a lot of anonymous and free account holder eyes on stories, causing the views on all existing stories to be a lot higher than the rest of the numbers would indicate.

The drop in traffic after those two mentioned events was rather precipitous. The loss of votes from free account holders bailing wasn't exactly a drop in the bucket either.

So those older stories are heavily skewed. No doubt the additional real traffic brought a lot of bots with it as well. The bigger you get, the more spiders you have crawling all over you. Like you, I think having a number that better represents actual humans is good, ( assuming that's what it is ) but it certainly requires a mental adjustment of expectations.

So... Father Christmas Throat Fucked My Wife

One minute your marriage is monogamous... the next, your wife's face is full of another man's cock!

Read this seasonal take on the cuckold genre now.

Santa's Favorite Ho

My final full story of 2022 surrounds a woman who buys a pair of naughtily captioned panties to further fuel the flames of infidelity.

Tell Me About It

My first published story in 2023 is also my first 'Wife Lovers' story after being here for almost three years. It surrounds a married couple using the wife's recent office encounter to get hot and heavy.

Jump Her In Her Jumper

Sean doesn't believe jumper overalls have any sexual allure but maybe his wife's hot friend can convince him otherwise.

The Audacity Of This Bitch!

Read my Anti Valentine competition entry where a young woman decides that enough is enough and it's time for a change.

read it. rated it. loved it. you got your mojo back.

Bad Ideas, Naughtier Outcomes

Per instruction, Mia impersonates her boss on again, but things get interesting when her boss's recent boy toy sends a message.

Read my first story in the 'Masturbation' category today!

So, What Do You Wanna Talk About?

Frustrated with his living situation, Mike planned to vent to his roommates(a mother and daughter). It goes differently than he envisioned.

Fashion shows aren't Dunz's thing but thick models with big backsides certainly are!

Read Runway Cheeks for a taste of my first facesitting story ever.