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Dick Job, my entry in the Noir competition

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Please forgive the departures from convention, but I hope readers will still find a Noir feel to it, set in a near future where the world has started to spin out of control, with lots of wisecracks and Noir-esque turns of phrase. I've strayed away from the usual twisting-plot detective procedural in LA or New York in favor of spy action and car chases in Seattle.

Still has dicks, though, by which I mean detectives. And also penises. And also jerks. Four letters to the word, but so much meaning.

I hope readers will find the story enjoyable.

In addition to being a love letter to Seattle, my story is a coded love letter to its music scene and fans. Buried in the words of my story are a whole bunch of Easter-egg references to songs by Western Washington musical artists over various decades.

Some of the references, like Pearl Jam's "Better Man" or Heart's "These Dreams," may seem obvious. Others are from more obscure artists that don't have much national recognition, but even in those cases the song would be known to most fans of the band: for example, not everyone knows Bikini Kill, but everyone who knows Bikini Kill knows "Rebel Girl."

Here are the first few references, taking things up to my initial encounter with Agent Flynn. And yes, all of these are referenced (mostly by song title) in the text.

Sir Mix-A-Lot. “Seattle Ain’t Bullshittin’.” Mack Daddy, Def American, 1992.

Sleater-Kinney. “No Cities to Love.” No Cities to Love, Sub Pop, 2015.

Harvey Danger. “Flagpole Sitta.” Where Have All the Merrymakers Gone?, Arena Rock Recording Company, 1997.

Foo Fighters. “Long Road to Ruin.” Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace, Roswell, RCA, 2007.

Bing Crosby. “Where the Blue of the Night” (1931). The Definitive Collection, Geffen, 2006.

Heart. “These Dreams.” Heart, Capitol, 1985.

Pearl Jam. “Just Breathe.” Backspacer, Monkeywrench, 2009.

Song references from when I first meet Jamie until the car chase begins:

Screaming Trees. “Nearly Lost You.” Sweet Oblivion, Epic, 1992.

Presidents of the United States of America. “Some Postman.” Love Everybody, PUSA Inc., 2004.

Soundgarden. “The Day I Tried to Live.” Superunknown, A&M, 1994.

The Jimi Hendrix Experience. “Hey Joe” (Billy Roberts). The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Track, 1967.

7 Year Bitch. “Kiss My Ass Goodbye.” Viva Zapata!, C/Z, 1994.

Modest Mouse. “Fly Trapped in a Jar.” We Were Dead before the Ship Even Sank, Epic, 2007.

Green River. “Swallow My Pride.” Come On Down EP, Homestead, 1985.

Sweaty Nipples. “Knuckle Farm.” Bug Harvest, Megaforce, 1994.

(Bit of an error on including Sweaty Nipples. They played in Seattle frequently enough that I thought they were a local band until just now. They're actually from Portland. Still a good, underappreciated band, though).

Car chase:

Pearl Jam. “Better Man.” Vitalogy, Epic, 1994.

Soundgarden. “Fresh Tendrils.” Superunknown, A&M, 1994.

Brandi Carlile. “The Joke.” By the Way, I Forgive You, Elektra, 2018.

The Postal Service. “Such Great Heights.” Give Up, Sub Pop, 2003.

Bikini Kill. “Rebel Girl". Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, Kill Rock Stars, 1993.

And finally, in the condo:

The Posies. “Golden Blunders.” Dear 23, DGC, 1990. Bellingham counts.

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Robert Cray. “Smoking Gun.” Strong Persuader, Mercury, Hightower, 1986. .

Young Fresh Fellows. “How Much About Last Night Do You Remember." Topsy Turvy, PopLlama, 1985. .

Nirvana. “Something in the Way.” Nevermind, DGC, 1991.

The Posies. Frosting on the Beater, DGC, 1993.

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Death Cab for Cutie. “I Will Follow You into the Dark.” Plans, Atlantic, Barsuk, 2005.

Quote by joe71

Wow! I'm stunned! Dick Job made the Top Ten in the Noir contest. I feel honored, and I offer my thanks to everyone who read or voted for my story.

It was a really good story.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Congratulations on earning your placing. As Ensorceled said, it was a great story.

Am I a good witch, or a bad witch? History will decide

Quote by krystalg

Congratulations on earning your placing. As Ensorceled said, it was a great story.

"Really good," was what I heard.

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"Really good," was what I heard.

Touché

Am I a good witch, or a bad witch? History will decide